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Dali Would be Proud

Jun. 21, 2009

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Funny-Tattoos-WorldsMostHonestTrampStamp Ink Spotter: Eric P

I know, I know, “ha ha ha, mock mock, mock,” we’re pretty one-note here. But let’s give credit where due. This is a fantastically well-drafted image of two women licking an ejaculating penis while simultaneously appearing to be a butterfly. And a beautiful example of Surrealism.

In fact, it brings to mind a passage from the first Surrealist Manifesto of 1924: “The mind of the dreaming man is fully satisfied with whatever happens to it. . . . Kill, plunder more quickly, love as much as you wish. . . . Let yourself be led. Events will not tolerate deferment. You have no name. Everything is inestimably easy.”

In other words: “rock out with your cock out!” Two chicks. Blowing a guy. In the shape of a butterfly. Surrealism? Surawesomeism.

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Never Forget. To Bring Cash. Because The Corner Store Is Cash-Only.

Jun. 17, 2009

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UT-LoveOfBeer
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Some people get tattoos to remind themselves of something significant. A flag to commemorate the war, a date to remember when a loved one passed, or perhaps a flower to remind oneself that life, while beautiful, is delicate and brief.

Others, apparently, just need to remind themselves what to get at the store. Me, I’m going to get a half-sleeve that looks like rolls of toilet paper. I always forget that!

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As Long As We’re Celebrating Stuff, How About A Hand For Whoever Invented Shirts?

Jun. 9, 2009

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And what's with the ankh?
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Is there anything else you’d care to defile — I mean, honor — by including it in this mess, or are you satisfied with just the three? Perhaps a religious emblem, beloved landmark, or deceased ancestor? Come on, I think I see room there on one of your love handles for a portrait of grandma.

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