Man, that Minnie Mouse really gets around.
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Via: Twitter user @LMAOTwitpics
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Archive for the 'classy' Category
I Don’t Remember This Part of Toon Town
Dec. 28, 2010
Always Ironic
Dec. 21, 2010
Sometimes the tattoos just write the jokes themselves.
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Actually, I Prefer the More Exotic Flavors of Australian Food. Like from Outback Steakhouse
Nov. 26, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
We don’t have Cracker Barrel restaurants in my region, and judging by this tattoo, that information should make me very, very sad. In fact, I don’t think there’s a single restaurant in this state where you can order a plate of mashed potatoes, scrapple, and a single leaf of lettuce.
You don’t have to tell me how brave I am to face every day in my Cracker-Barrelless world. I know. Trust me, I know.
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Words I Never Thought I’d Say: This Makes Red Bull Seem Classy
Nov. 24, 2009
Ink Spotter: Cameron
Let’s see:
1. Monster Energy Drink logo
2. Pierced navel
3. Monster Energy Drink logo
4. Pink terrycloth shorts
5. Monster Energy Drink logo BACKWARDS
And yet, despite knowing all these things, I can’t decide whether this person is an investment banker or a neurosurgeon. I must be really off my game.
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I’m Gonna Say You’re About on Par with a Fifth Grader
Nov. 19, 2009
Ink Spotter: Gabby H
I just pulled out my dictionary to see what words start with “N-A-K-I,” and it turns out there aren’t any. So obviously this is a misspelling of the word meant to describe a state of nudity. Let me help you out: your people spell it N-E-K-K-I-D. You’re welcome.
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Gimme Less
Nov. 5, 2009
Ink Spotter: Chelsea
Britney’s tits appear to be pointing in two completely different directions. So at least there’s something right about this tattoo.
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Tramp Stamp Translator
Nov. 4, 2009
Over the past decade, it has become culturally acceptable to make assumptions about a woman who has a lower-back tattoo, or a “tramp stamp” as they’re so degradingly called. When we see someone with a butterfly peeking out over her waistband, we draw conclusions about her lifestyle, her sexuality, and her intelligence.
But recent studies* reveal that old methods for interpreting tramp stamps miss the complexity and nuance embedded in each image. That’s why we here at Ugliest Tattoos have hired one of the foremost experts in the emerging field of tramp stamp interpretation, Dr. Janosz Wyrkaala,** to uncover the hidden meaning behind each tramp stamp. Here are some examples of his work:
Ink Spotter: Anonymous
Translation: “I enjoy the works of Kierkegaard, particularly his thoughts on Christianity as a political entity.”
Ink Spotter: Anonymous
[Left] “Joan Peters’ assessments of the indigenous inhabitants of Palestine before 1948 are fraudulent at best.” [Right] “I continue to be outraged that, given his Objectivist viewpoints, Alan Greenspan was allowed to conduct our nation’s monetary policy.”
Ink Spotter: Whitney
“Cum slutt.”
If you have a tramp stamp that you would like translated, please send it to us at the Submission Page. We have Dr. Wyrkaala on retainer*** and are excited to be a part of his cutting-edge work.
*by me
**me in a fake beard
***Jim Beam
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Funny, I Don’t FEEL Like I’ve Accomplished Anything
Nov. 2, 2009
Ink Spotter: Yankees4527
Congratulations! For getting into this woman’s pants! It’s not many guys that can afford an entire four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes.
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Put Some Nacho-Sliced Jalapeños on That and I’m In
Nov. 1, 2009
Ink Spotter: Anon
What’s a Sunday without some beer and pizza? And, you know, some additional beer, in case you run out. And some emergency pizza, in a can, just in case the apocalypse happens that day and you need canned pizza.
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Florence NightinFAIL
Oct. 28, 2009
Ink Spotter: Mike
I’m so excited, you guys. I’ve finally decided on a Halloween costume, and it’s a classic: the sexy nurse. And if I’m to believe this tattoo, all I need to do is get my hands on a pair of thigh-high boots, a caulking gun, and a vintage ice bucket. And by “hands” I mean “horribly deformed flippers.” Try to control yourselves, boys.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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