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Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Jan. 31, 2012

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Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Well kids, it’s time for me to kick off my tennies and put my cardigan back in the closet, because today is your auntie Jessica’s last day at Ugliest Tattoos. It’s been a wonderful few years making fun of the good, the bad, and (mostly) the ugly, but now it’s time for me to go help other girls and boys by showing them pictures of flying penises (that came out wrong). You’ll be in excellent hands with the lovely and talented Nick, who will be taking over from Cheezburger HQ.

If you want to read more of my drunk ranting/offer me lucrative freelance writing opportunities, you can follow me on Twitter. LET’S BE FRIENDS (I’m already drunk).

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Kisses forever (eww, not there. I’m not THAT drunk (yet)),
Jessica

P.S.: Okay, NOW I’m that drunk. Let’s make out.

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No, No, No

Jan. 29, 2012

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No, No, No

Hey, what better way to honor Amy Winehouse’s life than by getting a tattoo of her while you’re fall-down drunk? If she could see this tattoo from heaven, she’d probably throw a pint glass at a fan and then take a nap under a bar stool. (That means “I approve” in Winehousian.)

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I Fail the Line

Jan. 18, 2012

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I Fail the Line

I hope that gesture was intended for the tattoo artist.

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Irony Mike

Jan. 17, 2012

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Irony Mike

I’ve heard that this is what happens if you enter the Konami Code while playing Mike Tyson’s PUNCH-OUT!!

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Chola Marilyn

Jan. 13, 2012

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Chola Marilyn

Marilyn may not have been what we would consider well behaved, but I’m certain that she was never into chewing tobacco.

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Robert De NoThankYou

Jan. 12, 2012

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Robert De NoThankYou

I’ve always hated to see a grown man cry. And, as it turns out, I also hate to see a tattoo of Robert De Niro cry, which is not something I ever expected to encounter.

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Captain Jacked-Up

Jan. 10, 2012

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Captain Jacked-Up

Huh. I thought that Johnny Depp had signed on for the fifth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series, but apparently not. I don’t think it will be quite the same with Jon Cryer in the Captain Jack Sparrow role.

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HelOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jan. 7, 2012

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HelOOOOOOOOOOO!

People in my hometown made a big deal out of Mrs. Doubtfire because one of the scenes was filmed in a local restaurant and everyone was sure they’d be BFFs with Sally Field and/or Pierce Brosnan’s plus-one for the wrap party by the time the director shouted “CUT” through an old-timey blowhorn. I went to see it in the theater with my parents, and then saw it again a few days later at a birthday party. I wasn’t so hot on it the first time around, and had I known the plan for Lisa Fitzsimons’ big day, well, I probably would have forgone Costco sheet cake to avoid seeing Robin Williams in drag twice. (Also, who the hell takes 12 kids to the movies for a birthday party? Lazy. Either that or Mrs. Fitzsimons’s affection for white zinfandel made a dark theater preferable to a houseful of screaming kids, which actually would explain why Lisa had to drive us home.)

Anyway, what I’m saying it that, almost 20 years later, I’m still not ready to have any more Mrs. Doubtfire in my life.

Mrs. Doubtfranklin on the other hand . . .

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You and Me Both, Jesus. You and Me Both

Jan. 7, 2012

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You and Me Both, Jesus. You and Me Both

Because we here at UT are dedicated to serious journalism, I feel obligated to bring you this important news about Justin Bieber’s newest Jesus tattoo.

Just how many Jesus tattoos does one 17-year-old need? If he keeps this up, Justin Bieber is going to start to look like the prayer candle stall at a Tijuana flea market.

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Presley and Manson. Because of Course

Jan. 6, 2012

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Presley and Manson. Because of Course

I don’t even know. I think I might need my own skull-and-crossbones bottle of something before I can even begin to comprehend this.

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