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Ink Spotter: Joel M
This brings a whole new meaning to “bros before hoes.” Well, I guess not a whole new meaning. Just a more serious meaning. “Bros before hoes. And after hoes. And instead of hoes. You’re never going to get any hoes with this tattoo on your ass.”
Ink Spotter: Anon
I know that you may find this hard to believe, but I went to college. And going to college means sitting in big lecture halls. And sitting in big lecture halls means that when the mass-com major in front of you leans down to grab a Fruitopia bottle filled with gin out of her bag, you get to see her tramp stamp. I saw a lot of butterflies and tribal designs, a few stars, and maybe even a Hello Kitty or two.
One thing I never saw was a string of anal beads. Of course, innocent young me might have just wondered why the sorority skank in front of her has the pull switch for a ceiling fan tattooed on her back.
But my favorite part of this whole thing is the handprint, presumably to indicate that she’s into spanking. Of course, for all I know it could mean that she’s really into making those turkeys that you draw at Thanksgiving by tracing your hand and then adding a face to the thumb, because the anal beads are kind of throwing off my sexual-deviancy-o-meter. Hard to look at those and then say, “Spanking? You DIRTY WHORE!!”
Ink Spotter: Loana
The best part of this tattoo is that it’s not a lipstick imprint, but instead an actual pair of lips. So it doesn’t just say “Kiss my ass.” Rather, it says whatever the hell it wants, because it’s a fucking mouth. On an ass.
I’m guessing its first words would be, “Hi, I’m a tattoo of lips on your ass and even I think this is a stupid idea,” or possibly, “Please, whatever you do, don’t add a nose to this tattoo. Or eyes. Also, wash your pants once in a while. Thanks.”
Ink Spotter: Chriscent
Ink Spotter: John D
I’m sorry you guys, I really wanted to make this a Shoot, Screw, or Marry post, but I couldn’t find someone with an ass tattooed onto their eyes to round out the trio. Could one of you get on that please?
Ink Spotter: Fenix
I don’t really want to talk (or think) about this tattoo and the predilections it implies. I would, however, like to know what it is about an interest in this, um… subject matter that apparently leads to a serious misunderstanding of what hands look like. I ask because of this:
Ink Spotter: Alfie
I mean, that is what I think it is, right? Actually, don’t answer that. All I want to know is why Divine’s hands have to be involved.
You know what? I don’t want to know that either. Just disregard this post. I plan to.
Ink Spotter: Hannah L
Some cultures regard butterflies as signs of bad luck. Obviously there’s something to that superstition, because this woman’s pants appear to have spontaneously shrunk several sizes. I can’t imagine luck much worse than that.
Ink Spotter Develish1
Do you remember what the Seven Dwarves did for a living? They were diamond miners.
I think you’re flattering yourself here.
Source: ImageShack
The shit is really going to hit the fan in the neo-Nazi community when it gets out that there are nude pictures of the Prussian Blue girls floating around.
Seriously though, where exactly does one find a tattoo artist so obviously experienced in melding two such seemingly disparate genres? Is there an underground gay white supremacist group that gets together to talk over cosmos about ending immigration and how the idea of the Holocaust is “so silly!”?
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