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Ink Spotter: Alfie
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone make use of an errant tuft of hair in their tattoo. It’s just the first time it’s made me gag on my Pop Tart.
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Ink Spotter: James
Cute. But really, why dick around (GONG!) getting a tattoo that makes your nipple look like a giant penis when you could get it a little bit lower and make your actual penis look like a giant penis? Imagine what a four-inch-tall leather daddy would look like with a four-inch long penis.
You’re welcome?
Ink Spotter Develish1
Do you remember what the Seven Dwarves did for a living? They were diamond miners.
I think you’re flattering yourself here.
Oh, hey, so you got a tattoo of a scantily clad cowgirl with humungous boobs. Congrats. But why are you getting that weird incision alongside?
Source: Storms Whisper (via Dave Schappell)
Ah, OF COURSE. To get fake tits for your tattoo. Ask a stupid question, get a REALLY stupid answer.
Be careful there, buddy. I’ve heard that cosmetic surgery is a slippery slope. Will a miniature breast augmentation be enough? Next you might find yourself getting Botox on the shoulder where you have an aging portrait of your ex-girlfriend. Or hair plugs on that tiger across your upper back. Laser tattoo removal for your tattoos that have made their own poor decisions to get ugly tattoos? Where does it end?
Submitted By: Linda T
Judging by the cheese-stache, this guy is in his early 20’s at the very outside, an age at which your average man hasn’t grown all the chest hair that he will in his lifetime. I hope to god that I get to see another picture of this tattoo after he’s sprouted some fur. SexAY.
Best to have thought ahead, like this gentleman:
Source: Weird Things
So. Ladies?
Source: Eriq Soto
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you an oddly placed tuft of body hair, make a decision that will make your mother cry, make you wear long sleeves to work for the rest of your life, and make sure you never get laid again.
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