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It’s Nipple Man!

Nov. 4, 2011

It's Nipple Man!

It’s hard to imagine any movie as bad as The Crawling Eye, but its lesser known sequel, The Dancing Nipple, came pretty close.

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Ah Yes, the Classic Dragon-Leash Nipple Ring

Sep. 23, 2011

Ah Yes, the Classic Dragon-Leash Nipple Ring

Because you wouldn’t want your ugly dragon tattoo to get away. That would be terrible.

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dbwheeling84

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El Señor Neepel

Aug. 30, 2011

El Señor Neepel

I really hope you’re getting some free burritos out of this.

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Have a Nice Day!

Jul. 8, 2011

Have a Nice Day!

Well, that’s one use for your nipples. You know what an even better use for your nipples is? NOT DOING THIS.

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pedronzo

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It Means “Hello” AND “Goodb-BLEEAARRRGGHHH!!”

May. 23, 2011

It Means "Hello" AND "Goodb-BLEEAARRRGGHHH!!"

I’m having trouble telling whether this is a nipple or a skin tag. It’s kind of difficult to squint closely at my monitor when I’m so busy puking into the recycling bin.

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Is That an Elephant in Your Pocket, Etc., Etc.

May. 11, 2011

Better Than Pinocchio . . . I Guess

Yeah right, dude. We believe your wang is the size of an elephant’s trunk. This elephant:

But I guess I’m just glad it’s not another Pinocchio (both of those links will get you perhaps slightly more elephant trunk than you should be looking at if your boss is standing behind you).

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Animal Lover

May. 9, 2011

Ha ha, this is RIDICULOUS. Who would be crazy enough to get a tattoo of a giraffe licking his nip—

Animal Lover

Oh. Never mind.

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Via: my friend got it... suuuch an idiot.

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Bootylicious

May. 4, 2011

Bootylicious

That’s good. Don’t let any body hair go to waste. I used my eyebrows in a tattoo homage to The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

My eyebrows are kind of unkempt, by the way. And also green.

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Via: Twitter

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So There Are at Least Two Girls Who Will Still Interact with You

Mar. 12, 2011

The Only Two Girls Who Will Still Do That

What? Do soft serve cones come out of this guy’s boxers or something? Because if it’s supposed to be something else that these girls are licking, I’m guessing they need to be about two inches lower and a half inch closer together.

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GET IT?

Mar. 4, 2011

GET IT?

Oh look! It’s an ass on an ass on an ass. Now, if we could just get a picture of this guy sitting on an actual donkey, my mind would be blown.

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