
It’s hard to imagine any movie as bad as The Crawling Eye, but its lesser known sequel, The Dancing Nipple, came pretty close.
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It’s hard to imagine any movie as bad as The Crawling Eye, but its lesser known sequel, The Dancing Nipple, came pretty close.
Submitted by: Erik

Because you wouldn’t want your ugly dragon tattoo to get away. That would be terrible.

I really hope you’re getting some free burritos out of this.
Submitted by: Unknown

Well, that’s one use for your nipples. You know what an even better use for your nipples is? NOT DOING THIS.
Via: koti.welho.com

I’m having trouble telling whether this is a nipple or a skin tag. It’s kind of difficult to squint closely at my monitor when I’m so busy puking into the recycling bin.
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Yeah right, dude. We believe your wang is the size of an elephant’s trunk. This elephant:
But I guess I’m just glad it’s not another Pinocchio (both of those links will get you perhaps slightly more elephant trunk than you should be looking at if your boss is standing behind you).
Submitted by: Unknown

Ha ha, this is RIDICULOUS. Who would be crazy enough to get a tattoo of a giraffe licking his nip—

Oh. Never mind.
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Via: my friend got it... suuuch an idiot.

That’s good. Don’t let any body hair go to waste. I used my eyebrows in a tattoo homage to The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
My eyebrows are kind of unkempt, by the way. And also green.
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What? Do soft serve cones come out of this guy’s boxers or something? Because if it’s supposed to be something else that these girls are licking, I’m guessing they need to be about two inches lower and a half inch closer together.
Submitted by: Tanda

Oh look! It’s an ass on an ass on an ass. Now, if we could just get a picture of this guy sitting on an actual donkey, my mind would be blown.
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