Well guys, it’s been an exhausting week, and I can’t think of a better way to wipe the sweat from my wearied brow than with an iconic mustache. Which is why today’s Shoot, Screw, or Marry is brought to you by . . .
Submitted by: Electrichaze
Tom Selleck! Do yourself a favor and listen to the Magnum, P.I. theme while playing along. Your coworkers in adjoining cubicles will glue your phone receiver to the base while you’re out to lunch thank you.
Submitted by: Sean hay via: On my arm. From americanmoustache.com
Whenever someone assaults me with a Chuck Norris Fact, I’ve always mentally replaced “Chuck Norris” with “Tom Selleck’s mustache.” Don’t ask me why. It’s just a habit of mine, like saving the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms for last and snorting crushed-up OxyContin nail biting.
Submitted by: Shmemma
And finally, Tom Selleck responsibly enjoying a fine malt beverage.
OKAY, I know that’s Billy Dee Williams, but I didn’t have another Tom Selleck tattoo and I needed three. So today the role of Tom Selleck #3 will be played by Billy Dee Williams. Just pretend that you’re watching a daytime soap. They do this kind of thing all the time. I’ve heard.
Anyway, I’m going to have to shoot Tom Selleck #2. Cute, but boring, like a Jennifer Aniston movie. Screw #3, because drinking Colt 45 has that effect me. And obviously I’m going to marry Magnum. A guy who lives rent-free with a mini-fridge full of beer sounds a lot like an ex-boyfriend of mine but totally is NOT because the ex-boyfriend lived in his parents’ house and Magnum P.I. lives Hawaii.
If, when you leave your picks in the comments, you prefer to call this one “Murder, Mustache Ride, or Marry” I’ll understand.
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