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Cinnamon Toast Cannibalism

Jul. 20, 2011

Cinnamon Toast Cannibalism

I haven’t seen a Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial since the last time I watched Saturday morning cartoons (so, about four days ago), but apparently now they involve anthropomorphized cereal bits performing depraved acts upon each other, animated by whoever did the CG for the Fry’s Electronics commercials back in the nineties.

Is this what it takes to get kids to eat cereal these days? Back in my day, all we needed was the suggestion that it contained chocolate and/or marshmallows and the promise that we would not be required to eat that other “part of a balanced breakfast” (suck it, two eggs, orange juice, and sixteen bran muffins).

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McDumbasses

Jul. 18, 2011

McDumbasses

If your love is born of a mutual passion for fast food, well then I hope at least one of you has a seriously robust health insurance plan.

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Nice . . . Hat?

Jul. 15, 2011

Nice . . . Hat?

It’s an allegory for the Cold War. Or wait, maybe it’s an allegory for 1989 World Series? Could go either way.

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Artificial Whipped Topping and Other Delights

Jul. 10, 2011

Artificial Whipped Topping and Other Delights

Cody Ross Bobblehead Night was chaotic enough. AT&T Park should have known that Nitrous-Huffing Night would be a green light for mayhem.

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He’s a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World

Jul. 8, 2011

He's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World

Man, Ken is taking the breakup really hard.

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Oh Snap!

Jul. 5, 2011

Oh Snap!

Finally, a tattoo of a meat stick that I can get behind.

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Does This Network Have Any Shows About Mental Illness?

Jun. 9, 2011

Does This Network Have Any Shows About Mental Illness?

Apparently this guy is a big fan of Brazilian television station Rede Record. Obviously this is something I’m going to have to check out, since I’ve certainly never seen anything on American television that made me want to get a face tattoo (though the first season of Temptation Island came pretty close). And they ARE rapidly canceling all of my stories, so perhaps it’s time to give telenovelas a try.

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Mallrat and Child

Jun. 8, 2011

Mallrat and Child

If it were my tattoo, I would have had the artist leave out the giant “AEROPOSTALE” logo on mom’s (dad’s? Late-in-life–lesbian grandma’s?) sweatshirt. It’s distracting and makes me think about suburban tweens and their god-awful rock and roll music instead of the love shared between a tiny baby and his . . . relative.

But clearly the artist is dedicated to accuracy of representation, so at least we can conclude that, in real life, this baby is very, very ugly.

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Captain Planet’s Gonna Recycle That Can

Jun. 5, 2011

Captain Planet's Gonna Recycle That Can

Pro tip: If Captain Planet, or any other early-nineties cartoon characters, pops out of your beer can, it’s time to lay off for a while.

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Breakfast Fanatic

Jun. 2, 2011

Breakfast Fanatic

I like breakfast as much as the next person, but I prefer to celebrate it in the more traditional way: mimosas. And then bloody Marys. And then passing out at 3 in the afternoon. But hey, what can I say? I’m a health nut.

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