I feel more energized already. To kill myself.
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Breakfast of Champions
Dec. 11, 2011
I don’t always drink fluorescent caffeinated horse piss, but when I do, I look like a total douchebag.
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Just Classy
Dec. 2, 2011
Does this really work? Isn’t it kind of hard to be sexually aroused when you’re weeping openly? Or are there people who get off on a bleak outlook for the future? I guess that would explain Jersey Shore’s ratings.
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Ken Is Not Going to Be Happy
Dec. 1, 2011
Oh my god, MY Barbie had face tattoos as well! I drew them on with my Crayola markers. Of course, my Barbie was also married to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (Michelangelo, natch), so it’s possible that she had questionable judgment. I mean, that dude couldn’t even see over the steering wheel of her pink Corvette, and yet she STILL let him drive it off the second-story balcony and into the pool.
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I’m a Chevy Girl
Nov. 22, 2011
You spelled “classy” wrong.
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Won’t Megan Be Proud?
Nov. 17, 2011
You know what? All of these Monster Energy Drink tattoos have inspired me. Really. I’m going to start working super hard, make tons of money, buy the company that owns Monster Energy Drink, and then change the name to Moron Energy Drink just to stick it to the tools who get Monster Energy Drink tattoos. Just you wait. If I have to start drinking Monster Energy Drink to achieve this goal, then so be it.
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Hef Getting His Diaper Changed
Nov. 10, 2011
Ugliest Tattoos EXCLUSIVE: the before-Photoshop pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread.
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Pure Luxury
Nov. 7, 2011
Ah yes, is there anything classier than branding your hide to look like the bag Paris Hilton carries one of her long-suffering Chihuahuas around in? I mean, besides EVERYTHING?
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Is This Some Sort of Viral Advertising for an Emerging Industry of For-Profit Nail Colleges?
Oct. 11, 2011
Yeah? Well alcoholics add drama to their sister’s wedding ceremony, but you don’t see me with a tramp stamp of a shattered champagne flute covered in the pastor’s blood, do you?
Wait, what? Oh crap, how long has that been there?
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You’re Making This too . . . Easy
Oct. 7, 2011
Yeah, nothing says “sexual deviant” like branding yourself with the marketing campaign from an office-supply retailer. I find that most of my lovers are quite aroused by talk of replacement printer cartridges. Although some of the real pervs can’t get off unless I bring up binding and lamination services.
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