I haven’t shopped at Walmart in a number of years (we city folk wouldn’t deign to shop at such a mega-corporation (Taco Bell excepted) when there are so many independently owned dollar stores within stumbling distance of our homes), so I don’t recall the appeal. Is it the low prices, or the pants-optional store policy?

Don’t be so hard on yourself. You may be a Pillsbury Dough Boy today, but someday you’ll be a Pillsbury Dough Man.

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megannppants

I’ll just have water, thanks.

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kailkelp

The fuel for every good decision ever made.

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StephineeAnn

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I mean, you WANTED the Faces of Meth version of this portrait, right? Right?

. . . and I’d be willing to bet the cost of a new Mercedes that this was supposed to be a peace sign.

Interesting. It never would have occurred to me to get tattooed with a list of people who will someday be embarrassed by my tattoo.

Ugh, there are so many better uses for your hand. Like punching yourself in the face.

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Nuzxxy

You know, you don’t have to spend fifty bucks on a tattoo to look like a douchebag when Ed Hardy wifebeaters are on sale for $19.99. Save some of that cash for Monster Energy Drink and hair gel.

Well there’s a good way to get kicked in the Double-Double.

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bryanceen