Imagine what she’d look like without support hose.
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I Chew on My Clothes When I Get Nervous Too
Aug. 15, 2011
Wait a minute. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all of Shannen Doherty’s made-for-TV movies. But I don’t remember the one where she plays a Victoria’s Secret Angel– turned–legless biker bar stripper which she’s only doing to put her special-needs dog through private obedience school.
But it sounds awesome.
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Ride’em Chickenwoman
Aug. 1, 2011
KFC’s decision to install a mechanical chicken wing in some of their Southern market stores was a big mistake.
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True, But They Also Never Offer to Pay for Dinner
Jul. 26, 2011
Yeah, but just try convincing one that she can’t spend the night because you have an early meeting in the morning. Dead girls also don’t take hints, I guess.
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Excuse Me While I Slip Off My Orthopedic Garter Belt
Jul. 19, 2011
Yes, I would like a tattoo of a sexy pinup girl doing a resistance-band workout. No, don’t worry too much about her face, shading, or proportions. What I really want to get across are the benefits of isotonic exercise.
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I Guess That’s One Way to Avoid Drawing Hands
Jul. 17, 2011
Now if the artist had just submerged the rest of her under water, then this might have actually turned out to be a passable tattoo.
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Artificial Whipped Topping and Other Delights
Jul. 10, 2011
Cody Ross Bobblehead Night was chaotic enough. AT&T Park should have known that Nitrous-Huffing Night would be a green light for mayhem.
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All American Gal
Jul. 4, 2011
Happy birthday, America! We got you a stripper. I was hoping that we could have her jump out of a cake, but I couldn’t find a big enough cake that was also shaped like a pickup truck. Plus you already have the cupcake.
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Suddenly, Hell Doesn’t Seem So Hot Anymore
Jun. 29, 2011
Somewhere between the cloven hoof-heels, mom butt, and tail that manages to be both phallic and rat-like, is a deep, deep misunderstanding of sexiness. The two left arms are literally the most erotic thing about this tattoo.
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Baby Take Off Your Dignity, Reeeeeeeal Slo-o-ow
Jun. 18, 2011
When Jimmy said that what he wanted for his 21st birthday was “a stripper, like, right in my face,” I don’t think this is what he meant.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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