Submitted By: Linda T
I like to imagine that this unsettling tattoo is the result of an ACTUAL game of Life.
In this particular match, Melissa’s poor decisions were exacerbated by some unusually terrible luck. Opting for the Business route instead of College resulted in a measly $5,000 salary. Skimping on auto insurance proved disastrous when she landed on the “reckless driver” spot. Though her spirits were high as she placed her husband peg in the backseat of the family station wagon for comedic effect, things weren’t looking good for becoming a Millionaire Tycoon over retiring in bankruptcy at the Poor Farm.
At the last minute and in severe debt, she hit a Lucky Day space. Sure, $300,000 would be great, but at this point not enough to see her Chrysler-load full of children go to decent universities without accruing devastating debt. So she took the big gamble.
“I’ve got nothing else, so I’ll put my body on the line. If I hit my numbers, I’m going to Millionaire Ranch and my kids are looked after. If not, I’ll do whatever you guys say. Anything.”
Two borrowed goldenrod bills went down on 1 and 3. The spinner landed on 2. This game? It, like its namesake, sucks.
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