I guess Elmo’s had enough of all the tickling.
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Archive for the 'blood’n'guts' Category
You and Me Both, Pal
Aug. 3, 2011
This would be a good tattoo to have for your next trip to the DMV. But it probably wouldn’t go over well while waiting in line at the tetanus shot clinic.
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Oh. I Mean, Um . . . Wow?
Jul. 27, 2011
I’ll be honest: it’s pretty hard to act surprised when you’ve seen it before.
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True, But They Also Never Offer to Pay for Dinner
Jul. 26, 2011
Yeah, but just try convincing one that she can’t spend the night because you have an early meeting in the morning. Dead girls also don’t take hints, I guess.
Submitted by: Carol
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Dolphin Chomp
Jul. 23, 2011
I had that nightmare once. And I’ll tell you what, that was the last time I ate a tuna salad sundae right before bed.
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Via: FB/first hand account
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Jesus’s Second Least Favorite Song, Right Behind the Hokey Pokey
Jul. 23, 2011
Are Jesus fans at higher risk for committing not-funny jokes to tattoos? Because so far, all signs point to yes.
Via: deviantART
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Attacked by a Tiger . . . Wielding a Tattoo Machine
Jul. 21, 2011
Well, that may be an ugly tattoo. But that’s no reason to get torn up about it.
*shoots self*
Submitted by: Bill C.
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No Wonder You Feel Sick
Jul. 16, 2011
Damn. I’ve had some bad hangovers, but I’ve never woken up puking razors before.
Okay, maybe once. But that was the last time I ever went to a party at Dina Lohan’s house.
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I Said HOLD the Severed Body Parts
Jun. 30, 2011
I’ve heard that movie theater popcorn is bad for you, but I thought it was in a way that would contribute to obesity and heart disease. Not in a way that would brutally murder you and dismember your corpse.
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That’s How We ALL Feel, Eye on the Right
Jun. 17, 2011
If your eye starts bleeding, you should probably call your eye doctor. But if your eye starts secreting Scope Original Mint mouthwash, then are you supposed to call the optometrist or the dentist?
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If This Tat Could Talk
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