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If my mind is untangling these appendages correctly, then Gimpy Roger on the left there has a tattoo that reads “FUCK LIFE.” Fine. Knuckle tats tend to be the domain of those trying to cultivate a certain image of hardcore outsiderness, so I guess “fuck life” fits the bill.

But what about the other guy? When the two of them aren’t getting together like cheerleaders to spell out “TEAM FUCK YEAH LIFE” (which itself doesn’t make much sense, does it? Maybe there’s a third member of the squad—missing from this picture because he was trying to figure out how to set up the self-timer on the camera—who’s usually at the bottom of the pyramid with his “COACHING” tattoo, spelling out the name of their business venture: TEAM FUCK YEAH LIFE COACHING. I mean, I would take life advice from a bunch of guys with DIY knuckle tattoos, wouldn’t’ you?), then Iron Maiden is left with knuckles that say “team yeah.” That doesn’t exactly seem fair. “Team Yeah” sounds like the unenthusiastically chosen team name for the most resentful trust-building exercise participants at the executive retreat. “What do we want to be called? How about just ‘Team’? No? Okay, then ‘Team Yeah.’”

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Why would you do this? There are much better ways to honor a beloved friend than getting a tattoo that makes her look like a deflated sock puppet or like she’s missing all her upper teeth. Try these on for size:

Submitted by: It’s a friend… via Submission Page

“Baby, you are the PB to my J.” And when the relationship goes south, you can always make up some other reason for your condiment tattoo. Like “This is my JAM, yo!” or “I am a great admirer of George Washington Carver.”

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Tweedledum and Tweedledee
   Agreed to get matching tattoos;
For Tweedledum said to Tweedledee
   “You can always just put on some shoes.”
Just then Dee had a flash of sanity:
   “Why didn’t I think this through first?”
This silly idea assaulted his vanity,
   Because Disney tattoos are the worst.

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Or you can always go with portraits of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly in what I assume is an homage to Step Brothers. I haven’t seen Step Brothers and had no idea it was a zombie flick.