
Wow. That is love. And also stupid. Mostly stupid.
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Wow. That is love. And also stupid. Mostly stupid.
Submitted by: Megan

And because it’s Friday and I’m already drunk in a good mood, here are some adorable his’n’hers avocado tattoos. Personally, I would like to get a full back piece of two crossed burritos underneath a skull made out of nacho-sliced jalapeños, but unfortunately that would be hideously ugly and I would be obligated to take a picture and make myself the mascot of this very site. Also, why would I spend hundreds of dollars on a tattoo when I could use that money to buy hundreds of burritos? A couple hundred burritos would feed me for almost three weeks.
What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, avocados. Cute. I hope these two make guacamole together until the end of their days. (Also, can I come over? I’ll bring the chips and salsa. And that’s not a euphemism. Unless you want it to be.)
Submitted by: Rob

Fortunately our submitter pointed out that these tattoos are supposed to be “two chicks, one cup,” because otherwise, I’m not sure that I would have made the connection.
So now that we have that all cleared up, it’s still stupid.

Here’s Justin Bieber and the guy who works at the Chevron station in my hometown his dad with their new matching tattoos. Great. It’s good to know that, just in case young Biber wasn’t already on a path straight to douchetown, his dad is around to guide him. If this whole international superstar gig doesn’t work out, then pops can probably teach him how to be the bouncer at an all-ages club in the suburbs or one of those Starbucks baristas who takes himself really seriously.
Via: dlisted.com

If your love is born of a mutual passion for fast food, well then I hope at least one of you has a seriously robust health insurance plan.

You wouldn’t think that a bear and a wolf could be best friends, but these two actually have a lot in common. The wolf has an extra leg, and the bear has an extra chromosome.
Submitted by: Tim Mcclain

I know I’ve said it before, but I always find it exponentially more shocking (yes, I’m still capable of experiencing shock, if you can believe it) when multiple people get bad tattoos together. Why wouldn’t you just cut and run after the first victim’s thigh was ruined?
The only explanation for this is that these three idiots did these tattoos on each other, at the same time. In a dark room. While high on ecstasy. To which they all reacted with sudden, simultaneous seizures.
Submitted by: Unknown

Look, you guys, I’m running out of PBR jokes, okay? Could someone please get a Tecate tattoo? Or how about Thunderbird? I’ve got plenty of Thunderbird jokes. Why did the Thunderbird cross the road? To get to the poor side of town and contribute to blight and public drunkenness. HA HA!
Submitted by: Emily
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Uh-oh, you guys, it’s the Whirlpool gang. Looks like they’re getting ready to go rumble with the Maytag repairman.
Submitted by: Unknown

Submitted by: Unknown
. . . together, not so much.