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BUTTCEPTION

Jan. 27, 2012

BUTTCEPTION

Wow. That is love. And also stupid. Mostly stupid.

Submitted by: Megan

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You Are the Salt to My Margarita

Nov. 11, 2011

You Are the Salt to My Margarita

And because it’s Friday and I’m already drunk in a good mood, here are some adorable his’n’hers avocado tattoos. Personally, I would like to get a full back piece of two crossed burritos underneath a skull made out of nacho-sliced jalapeños, but unfortunately that would be hideously ugly and I would be obligated to take a picture and make myself the mascot of this very site. Also, why would I spend hundreds of dollars on a tattoo when I could use that money to buy hundreds of burritos? A couple hundred burritos would feed me for almost three weeks.

What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, avocados. Cute. I hope these two make guacamole together until the end of their days. (Also, can I come over? I’ll bring the chips and salsa. And that’s not a euphemism. Unless you want it to be.)

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Up to Your Ankles in Bad Ideas

Jul. 26, 2011

Up to Your Ankles in Bad Ideas

Fortunately our submitter pointed out that these tattoos are supposed to be “two chicks, one cup,” because otherwise, I’m not sure that I would have made the connection.

So now that we have that all cleared up, it’s still stupid.

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aweirdguy

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Bieber Can’t Let His Fans Be the Only Ones Getting Dumb Tattoos

Jul. 26, 2011

Bieber Can't Let His Fans Be the Only Ones Getting Dumb Tattoos

Here’s Justin Bieber and the guy who works at the Chevron station in my hometown his dad with their new matching tattoos. Great. It’s good to know that, just in case young Biber wasn’t already on a path straight to douchetown, his dad is around to guide him. If this whole international superstar gig doesn’t work out, then pops can probably teach him how to be the bouncer at an all-ages club in the suburbs or one of those Starbucks baristas who takes himself really seriously.

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McDumbasses

Jul. 18, 2011

McDumbasses

If your love is born of a mutual passion for fast food, well then I hope at least one of you has a seriously robust health insurance plan.

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Forest Friends

Jul. 12, 2011

Forest Friends

You wouldn’t think that a bear and a wolf could be best friends, but these two actually have a lot in common. The wolf has an extra leg, and the bear has an extra chromosome.

Submitted by: Tim Mcclain

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Ugliness, Ugliness, Ugliness

Jul. 2, 2011

Ugliness, Ugliness, Ugliness

I know I’ve said it before, but I always find it exponentially more shocking (yes, I’m still capable of experiencing shock, if you can believe it) when multiple people get bad tattoos together. Why wouldn’t you just cut and run after the first victim’s thigh was ruined?

The only explanation for this is that these three idiots did these tattoos on each other, at the same time. In a dark room. While high on ecstasy. To which they all reacted with sudden, simultaneous seizures.

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Beerhoof

May. 31, 2011

Beerhoof

Look, you guys, I’m running out of PBR jokes, okay? Could someone please get a Tecate tattoo? Or how about Thunderbird? I’ve got plenty of Thunderbird jokes. Why did the Thunderbird cross the road? To get to the poor side of town and contribute to blight and public drunkenness. HA HA!

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Whirl-COOL

Apr. 4, 2011

The Whirlpool Gang

Uh-oh, you guys, it’s the Whirlpool gang. Looks like they’re getting ready to go rumble with the Maytag repairman.

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Taken Separately, These Tattoos Are Indeed Accurate

Mar. 1, 2011

Taken Separately, These Tattoos Are Indeed Accurate

Submitted by: Unknown

. . . together, not so much.

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