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Bless Us, O Lard, and These, Thy Gifts: Heart Disease, Type II Diabetes, and Early Death

Feb. 1, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Praise the Lard Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Indeed, praise the lard. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of vegetarianism, I will fear no anemia.

And yet, sometimes you just don’t have time to walk through valleys. Sometimes the table prepared before you is covered in work-related papers and your cup floweth over with your sixth martini and you JUST DON’T FEEL like making a real dinner.

That’s where this guy comes in:

Funny Tattoos: Our Dinner, who art in the oven, hollowed by thy noodles. Thy will be done, with beef as it is on the recipe Ink Spotter: Sabra

REJOICE!

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I Have Some Reservations About This

Feb. 1, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - She Must Be a Butcher Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I KNEW Rachel Ray cheated on her culinary school exam!

Funny Tattoos: 7. Eyes, hooves, anus (hot dogs) Ink Spotter: Dylan S

But I wouldn’t have guessed the same for you, Anthony Bourdain. I expected better.

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This Tattoo Needs to Be Drained on a Paper Towel

Nov. 22, 2009

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Funny Tattoo - CLICK for a serious meat-love link Ink Spotter: krl

If you’re anything like me (i.e. you spend the majority of your time reading the Internet), then you are Completely. Effing. Sick. of hearing about bacon. It’s all anyone talks about on the Internet. Dessert? Why not add some bacon? Porn? It’d be hotter with some bacon in it. Vegetarian Times magazine? WHY DON’T WE START PRINTING IT ON BACON?!!! I know (from reading the Internet) that this is the least popular stance in the entire history of taking stances, but I want to punch bacon in the face harder than Ed Hardy, cupcakes, and Rickrolling combined.

You know what bacon tattoo–haver? You can eat ME!

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Whither Goest Thou, Master? IHOP? Sweet!

Sep. 27, 2009

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Funny Tattoo - who said religioin and savory don't mix?
Ink Spotter: Christopher

On this holy Sabbath, I give you the Cross of Saint Peter, Prince of the Apostles, first Bishop of Rome, and, according to a little-know apocryphal text, founder of Jews for Bacon.

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