Must… resist… sexual… innuendo…
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Archive for the 'bacon' Category
Well At Least… No… Nevermind.
Mar. 21, 2012
What, No Scrambled Eggs?
Jan. 29, 2012
Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins.
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Bacon Is Meat Candy
Jan. 24, 2012
This is exactly what I tell myself when I’m eating my twelfth slice of bacon before 10 a.m. That, and burritos are tube salad.
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Cheese and Other Doodles
Oct. 23, 2011
Hey, the top of your thigh is as good a place as any to write your shopping list. At least you won’t lose it that way. Now which aisle do they keep the Hexagon Shapes in again? Or are those “Mexacan” Shapes? You know what, I’ll just buy both.
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Probably Not Sponsored by the American Heart Association
Dec. 13, 2010
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Bacon Pride
Oct. 12, 2010
During Bacon Awareness Week, everyone wears a bacon badge in remembrance of a loved one they lost to vegetarianism.
The REALLY weird part is when they have the elementary school kids tie huge bacon ribbons around the trees. Just seems like a waste of food if you ask me.
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The Patron Saint of High Cholesterol
Oct. 12, 2010
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Now I sit me down to brunch
I pray the bacon will have crunch
If I should die of heart disease
Have my funeral at Applebee’s
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Mimosa Gut
Aug. 17, 2010
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Riddle: What kind of breakfast grows larger even as more breakfast is eaten?
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Let’s Hear it for the Bacon
Jul. 14, 2010
Well, I’ve already told you guys in no uncertain terms how I feel about bacon, so I’ll just sit back and let these tattoos do the rest of the talking for me.
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Bacon is disgusting.
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Bacon is the devil’s work.
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Bacon is made in a manner that involves pigs fucking.
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Bacon bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey is, quite literally, shit. Property of substitution, etc.: bacon = shit, Q.E.D.
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