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Busted Stuff

Nov. 18, 2010

Busted Stuff

Submitted by: Layla

Well, I guess I can clean out my desk drawers, take down my Shirtless Fireman Holding Puppies and Kittens 2010 calendar, and surreptitiously stick the company-issued stapler into my bag, because it’s happened. We’ve found it: the Worst Tattoo in the World. Time to close up shop.

Okay, okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. It could be worse than this. Someone could have the lyrics to two Dave Matthews Band songs tattooed on her back. But she’d have to have a pretty big back.

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You Worship Your Way, I’ll Worship Mine

Nov. 17, 2010

You Worship Your Way, I’ll Worship Mine

Submitted by: Unknown

Say what you will, but I think this tattoo is divine.

No, I mean I actually think it’s supposed to be Divine.

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Lord Give Me Strenght

Nov. 16, 2010

Lord Give Me Strenght

Submitted by: Unknown

God wasn’t sure what you were asking for when you prayed for “nisdom,” so don’t be surprised when all he gets you is one of those Drakkar Noir gift sets from Walgreen’s and a five-dollar Starbucks card. Try to be more clear next time.

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Who Guards the Guardians?

Nov. 15, 2010

Who Guards the Guardians?

Submitted by: Unknown

At the risk of sounding unpatriotic, I sometimes wonder if we have too much freedom—er, “freedOm”—here in America. The freedom to become a tattoo artist even if you have no discernable artistic talent comes to mind. North Korea may be a deeply oppressive totalitarian dictatorship, but there’s something to be said for a country where you can’t get a Kim Jong-il tramp stamp until it’s signed off on by Kim Jong-il himself.

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Oh Crap

Nov. 12, 2010

Men's Room

Submitted by: Unknown

Shouldn’t have eaten that tattoo of Indian take-out that had been sitting in the back of the fridge for two weeks.

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Wake Me Up When Someone Gets a Full-Body Na’vi Tattoo

Nov. 5, 2010

Avatard

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Kelliezorous

You guys, please stop getting Avatar tattoos, okay? I still haven’t seen it, and it’s becoming difficult to mock without knowing anything about what actually happens in the movie. How about a nice Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze tattoo instead, hmm? I could watch that amazing cinematic achievement while putting away an entire case of Michelob Ultra make fun of that P.O.S. all day long.

Deal? Great, thanks.

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What the Hell Are You?

Nov. 2, 2010

funny tattoos - 5th Grader Predator Drawing Back Piece

Submitted by: DarkMandolina

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Predator, so I don’t remember that much about it. Did my little brother do the concept art for the alien? He was five years old at the time, which seems about right, if this picture is accurate.

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Crazy Bat Lady

Oct. 25, 2010

Siamese Cats

Submitted by: Makz

This is NOT what I had in mind when I asked for a tattoo of my Siamese cats.

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What Are You Going to Be for Halloween?

Oct. 23, 2010

What Are You Going to Be for Halloween?

Submitted by: Unknown

Listen, don’t make fun of this tattoo until you’ve looked at it with your 3-D glasses on. Then go to town.

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Are Angels Hardcore Now?

Oct. 16, 2010

Hard Core Angle Thing...

Submitted by: Maefabulous

Well, you’ll be something ‘til you die. I don’t know if “hardcore” is it though.

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