
Oh, I don’t think you can depend on the sun for this one. Lasers will work MUCH faster.
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Oh, I don’t think you can depend on the sun for this one. Lasers will work MUCH faster.
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Well, thankfully for Jake, there’s nowhere to go from here but up.
Oh, who am I kidding? We all know that’s not true.

You are a hot mess
A total hot mess
You make me stabby
With this display
Please never go dear
To get more tattoos
And also don’t throw that shirt away
Submitted by: Kailey

It’s Chinese for “Moronic frat douche.”
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Sometimes I worry that people won’t get that I’m a genius, which is why I usually introduce myself by saying, “Hi, my name is Jessica and I’m a genius.” But this guy doesn’t have to be so unbecomingly forward, because he was smart enough to just get “Genius” tattooed across his forehead. I guess that’s what makes him the real genius. That and pistol whipping a pregnant woman. Maybe it’s a tie.
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I love tattoos that are explicitly pornographic and yet careful to conceal any nipples or genitals. Because THAT would be offensive. Let’s keep this orgy family-friendly, okay?
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I think it’s time that we raise a glass and give three cheers for beer (9 a.m. is the time for that, right?). This tattoo would not exist without beer for SO MANY reasons.

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You can tell a lot about a person by their relationship to the phrase “cool beans.” Namely, if they have one, they’re not cool.

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If you thought Lindsay Lohan’s drug-fueled Twitter tirades or Britney Spears’ tour of gas station bathrooms were funny, wait until you see Justin Bieber’s celebrity flame-out.