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They Must Have The Smallest Parade Ever

Jun. 18, 2009

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UT-WhitePower
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The shit is really going to hit the fan in the neo-Nazi community when it gets out that there are nude pictures of the Prussian Blue girls floating around.

Seriously though, where exactly does one find a tattoo artist so obviously experienced in melding two such seemingly disparate genres? Is there an underground gay white supremacist group that gets together to talk over cosmos about ending immigration and how the idea of the Holocaust is “so silly!”?

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In Soviet Russia, Bad Tattoo Gets YOU!

Jun. 11, 2009

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Source: English Russia

“I want a teddy bear. No, no, make it a tiger. With sharp teeth, but cute gentle ears. Actually, wait – I think I want Bobby Hill, from ‘King of the Hill.’ Geez, I can’t decide. Can you just mix them together? Oh yeah, and make it look like a child did the drawing. With his left hand. Now lemme see. Perfect!

OK, now I want some kind of fierce dinosaur. Well, a dinosaur anyway, but instead of fierce, how about drunk? That better represents me. You know, holding its arms out, trying to keep its balance, but very near to toppling. Really. Drunk. Like the Bobby Hill Tiger Bear, I want it to be very crude. I said child-like before, but lets go with even less well-executed. As though a glue-sniffing eight-year-old wearing sunglasses drafted this. In dim light. And make sure the dinosaur has a crown. Duh. Lemme see again. It’s like you read my mind.”

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Source: English Russia

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I Had That Pencil Case in Second Grade

May. 14, 2009

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Ink Spotter: Marge

How appropriate that the woman(?) who got the cover of a Lisa Frank notebook splayed across her back is also wearing Jordache jeans. I’d chalk it up to a bad decision made one day after getting hopped up on Squeezits at recess, but the color is too bright for this to be more than a couple years old, and most states won’t let 11-year-olds get tattoos.

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