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In Seek of Spell Check

Dec. 11, 2011

In Seek of Spell Check

Most interesting spots. But I will resist that seeking for the matter which the existence and the reconstruction life do not exist to seek likes people’s Pyramid in. Under light? Sardine hat.

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Camel Toe and . . . Crumpled Rocket Toe?

Dec. 3, 2011

Camel Toe and . . . Crumpled Rocket Toe?

Canary toe? Dragon-fruit toe? Frog-foot toe? If frog-foot toe is a thing, I don’t want to know what it is.

Submitted by: Felicia

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Something Is Wrong with Your Cat

Nov. 30, 2011

Something Is Wrong with Your Cat

Long-term catnip addiction really does a number on you.

Submitted by: Shock and Awe

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Seattle Looks Different

Nov. 27, 2011

Seattle Looks Different

What’s the best way to show your Seahawks pride? Get your tattoo done by an actual sea hawk. The best part is that you can pay them in fish.

Submitted by: Mylea

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And Let’s Hope It’s His Last

Nov. 26, 2011

And Let's Hope It's His Last

Well, thankfully for Jake, there’s nowhere to go from here but up.

Oh, who am I kidding? We all know that’s not true.

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The King of the Jungle Is Still Going to Need Progressive Lenses by His Mid-Forties

Nov. 25, 2011

The King of the Jungle Is Still Going to Need Progressive Lenses by His Mid-Forties

“Let’s see . . . L, P . . . O? And, uh, a spade? Z, D, 8, F, picture of a little house, and a Euro symbol. Do I get to renew my driver’s license now, or what?”

Submitted by: Shannon

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There Are Two Things That Everyone Loves . . .

Nov. 25, 2011

There Are Two Things That Everyone Loves . . .

They may never make a sketch out of Laser Cats, but that doesn’t mean they can’t make a tattoo out of it.

Submitted by: ciaora

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Turkey Tat

Nov. 24, 2011

Turkey Tat

And let’s end this Thanksgiving in the same way that I do with my family: by staring menacingly at each other until it’s finally time to go home.

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Give Thanks

Nov. 24, 2011

Give Thanks

I think I know who’s going to bogart all the pumpkin pie this year.

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The Penguin Pack Is Back

Nov. 24, 2011

The Penguin Pack Is Back

And while we’re celebrating Thanksgiving, let’s not forget about that other important harvest tradition: football. Specifically, my personal tradition of starting the day off with beer and football just to make sure that, come dinner time, I’ve been drunk for almost as long as Terry Bradshaw’s been crazy. An early start on drinking makes the whole family get-together aspect of Thanksgiving easier to deal with, and also puts a halt to my former tradition of going straight from dinner to drunkenly shopping the Black Friday sales. Spending Black Friday blacked out is the only way to keep your bank account in the black, my grandma used to say. My grandma’s weird.

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