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What, No Scrambled Eggs?

Jessica — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:00:14 +0000

Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins.

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tonique

Via: headofrothchild.com

Bacon Is Meat Candy

Jessica — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:00:22 +0000

This is exactly what I tell myself when I’m eating my twelfth slice of bacon before 10 a.m. That, and burritos are tube salad.

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pookieb

Probably Not Sponsored by the American Heart Association

Jessica — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 23:00:15 +0000

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EvilQueen

Via: www.facebook.com

You know what? I think we are all ACUTELY AWARE of bacon by now.

MayHAM

Jessica — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:00:25 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

See? This is the real cost of your bacon obsession. I hope you’re happy.

Bacon Pride

Jessica — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 16:00:12 +0000

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mrs_edwardcullen662

During Bacon Awareness Week, everyone wears a bacon badge in remembrance of a loved one they lost to vegetarianism.

The REALLY weird part is when they have the elementary school kids tie huge bacon ribbons around the trees. Just seems like a waste of food if you ask me.

The Patron Saint of High Cholesterol

Jessica — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:00:16 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Now I sit me down to brunch
I pray the bacon will have crunch
If I should die of heart disease
Have my funeral at Applebee’s

Shark Party

Jessica — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:00:48 +0000

Submitted by: Natassia Gaul via Submission Page

Out: bacon. In: SHARKS!!

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Sharks can play the guitar. And drums. Can bacon play the guitar or drums? Can bacon even play bass?

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A shark on your face makes you look like an intimidating badass. Bacon on your face just makes you look like an asshole with no table manners.

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A quartet of mutant sharks fought crime and promoted a line of action figures in the short-lived cartoon Street Sharks. What has a quartet of mutant bacons done for you lately?

Your move, bacon.

Let’s Hear it for the Bacon

Jessica — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:00:30 +0000

Well, I’ve already told you guys in no uncertain terms how I feel about bacon, so I’ll just sit back and let these tattoos do the rest of the talking for me.

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Bacon is disgusting.

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Bacon is the devil’s work.

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Bacon is made in a manner that involves pigs fucking.

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Bacon bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey is, quite literally, shit. Property of substitution, etc.: bacon = shit, Q.E.D.

Drinking and Driving and Getting Tattoos

Jessica — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 13:00:32 +0000

Submitted by: Hazel via Submission Page

What? You don’t remember these guys?

They were the first breakfast-themed hardcore punk band. They hit it big with “Fix Me Some Toast,” but the acid jazz–influenced “Slip it In (the Gently Simmering Water)” kind of alienated their original fan base.

Melts in Your Mouth . . .

Jessica — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:00:48 +0000

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They say that the green M&M’s make you horny. But I think you’re going to need more than a tenuous urban legend in this situation. Have you tried getting a tattoo of some bacon?