Ugliest Tattoos: Bad, Awful & Horrible tattoos

Dec. 26, 2011

Your an Idiot

That’s funny, because you’re the tears in my morning martini.

  • LOL by: Grammarian

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  • Dec. 25, 2011

    I Said, "Next," Goddammit! This Is Not the DMV!

    Well kids, here’s one last jolly holiday tattoo to round out our Christmas coverage. Hope you’re all filled with warm fuzzies!

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  • Dec. 25, 2011

    Faith

    “I can do all things through Him, who strengtheneth me (because of all the carbs).” — FSM 4:13

  • LOL by: Anonymous

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  • Dec. 25, 2011

    Santa Died for Your Sins

    My understanding of the Bible is a lot shakier than I thought.

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  • Dec. 25, 2011

    Great Bouncing Icebergs!

    Merry Christmas, UT readers! I hope you’re all swilling eggnog (or eating Chinese food) with your loved ones today. Here’s a little skinny-Santa Christmas gift from me to you.

    But for those of you who can’t leave here satisfied without your daily dose of depravity, well . . . (more…)

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  • Dec. 24, 2011

    Satan Baby

    Alright, which one of you dyslexics accidentally wrote a letter to Satan Claus this time?

  • LOL by: mischa3x4

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  • Dec. 24, 2011

    He Who Eats My Brain Lifted Up His Heel Against Me

    One of da Vinci’s lesser known works.

  • LOL by: tommytitlick

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  • Dec. 24, 2011

    You Mad Bro?

    If you’re talking about the fact that I’ve heard “Baby, it’s Cold Outside” at least thirteen times today while trying to finish up my Christmas shopping (what DO you get for your thirteen-year-old cousin who’s only into video games, dying her hair purple, and sighing dramatically?), then yes, yes I am mad, bro.

  • LOL by: Unknown

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  • Dec. 24, 2011

    JESUS SMASH

    Well kids, tomorrow’s Christmas, when we celebrate the day that Jesus went from mild-mannered hippie prophet to angry Hulk Jesus and busted out on his own crucifixion before wrecking shop in New York City.

    Right? Or am I thinking about Easter? I was never much of a Bible scholar.

  • LOL by: Lauren

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  • Dec. 23, 2011

    Spotted Down Under

    This must make it very unpleasant to stick a pin in every city you’ve been to.

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