
You will get an ugly tattoo.
Submitted by: mrsBieber
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That rebus kind of peters out and the end, huh? You really couldn’t get an awl? Or the Allman Brothers? Or your Allstate Insurance representative? I guess that really wouldn’t make sense, since your Allstate Insurance representative is named Stuart.
Submitted by: Theguyisenglishsoitshouldbedoughnutanyway...

You know, villians. They’re the guys that get vanquished by hereos.
Submitted by: Julie

If you ask for a tattoo of a menacing dog, be sure you specify the WAY in which the dog should be menacing. A dog dying of a highly communicable disease may be scary, but probably not what you want out of a tattoo.

Play what? Embarrass Canada as a Nation and People? I’m tired of that game.
Submitted by: billy

Might need to break out the riding mower for that job.
Submitted by: hedda