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Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
Jan. 31, 2012
Well kids, it’s time for me to kick off my tennies and put my cardigan back in the closet, because today is your auntie Jessica’s last day at Ugliest Tattoos. It’s been a wonderful few years making fun of the good, the bad, and (mostly) the ugly, but now it’s time for me to go help other girls and boys by showing them pictures of flying penises (that came out wrong). You’ll be in excellent hands with the lovely and talented Nick, who will be taking over from Cheezburger HQ.
If you want to read more of my drunk ranting/offer me lucrative freelance writing opportunities, you can follow me on Twitter. LET’S BE FRIENDS (I’m already drunk).
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Kisses forever (eww, not there. I’m not THAT drunk (yet)),
Jessica
P.S.: Okay, NOW I’m that drunk. Let’s make out.
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VERY Lightsaber
Jan. 31, 2012
So in this version, Luke gets his pinky toenail cut off, then Darth Vadar issues the revelation that “Luke, I am your distant cousin.” It’s called Star Scuffles.
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Worst. Babysitter. Ever.
Jan. 31, 2012
Oh my god, that is NOT how you hold a baby. You have to support its head!
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Always Low
Jan. 31, 2012
I haven’t shopped at Walmart in a number of years (we city folk wouldn’t deign to shop at such a mega-corporation (Taco Bell excepted) when there are so many independently owned dollar stores within stumbling distance of our homes), so I don’t recall the appeal. Is it the low prices, or the pants-optional store policy?
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But Apparently Not Enough Time to Proofread
Jan. 30, 2012
Hmm. These flowers smell strangely like illiteracy.
Submitted by: Brianna
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Emo Is a Helluva drug
Jan. 30, 2012
I think I saw this episode of Intervention. It’s the one that took place in Portland, isn’t it?
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MMFCL
Jan. 30, 2012
No. I do not want this. Please, let’s go back to the taco party.
Submitted by: Bri
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Taco Party!
Jan. 30, 2012
I would like to go to a taco party. But I would settle for a nacho party. Or even an eating-a-hunk-of-pepper-jack-while-standing-in-front-of-the-open-refrigerator-party.
I’m hungry.
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No, No, No
Jan. 29, 2012
Hey, what better way to honor Amy Winehouse’s life than by getting a tattoo of her while you’re fall-down drunk? If she could see this tattoo from heaven, she’d probably throw a pint glass at a fan and then take a nap under a bar stool. (That means “I approve” in Winehousian.)
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