That’s funny, because ALL of my Barbies were rednecks. At least that’s what it seemed like based on the frequency with which they would go barefoot (the dog ate most of their shoes) and pile into the back of a monster truck (after Skipper drove the Corvette off the balcony, they had to borrow Matt Trakker’s wheels from my younger brother).
Submitted by: Anonymer
Where does absolutely stupid fall in the rankings? Asking for a friend.
Submitted by: Unknown
What? Where did you THINK these things come from? They don’t just grow like that, you know.
Submitted by: Tristin
I’m not sure how you mishear “And please add in a sailboat necklace” as “And please add in a sailboad necklace and make her look terrible.” But I guess tattoo parlors can be noisy.
Submitted by: GOD, WHY?!
Look, if you want to get tattoos of your kids, fine (it’s not fine). But there’s really no reason to wake them up halfway through an Ambien nap to do it. The tattoo parlor is still going to be there in a few hours.
Submitted by: Unknown
I’ve always hated to see a grown man cry. And, as it turns out, I also hate to see a tattoo of Robert De Niro cry, which is not something I ever expected to encounter.
. . . and I’d be willing to bet the cost of a new Mercedes that this was supposed to be a peace sign.
Submitted by: Dave
Well, we’ve had Hello Kitty doing literally everything a kitty could possibly do (and I mean everything) so I guess the only thing left was for her to . . . float awkwardly in front of a crudely drawn dinosaur?
And with that, I expect that we are done with Hello Kitty tattoos. Which is to say, PLEASE don’t send me any tattoos of Hello Kitty with My Melody reenacting 2 girls 1 cup. Please. I just can’t take any more.
Submitted by: None
You may think this is cute, but you should see what the thumb did to the pinky. It was . . . well, let’s just say that the other thumb and both ring fingers were involved and it wasn’t pretty.
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