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Wow, lucky Bre. Not only does she get an extra little diseased looking flourish next to her malformed flower, but she also gets the distinction of having a name that’s not actually a name, or even a word. Congrats, Bre!
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Submitted by: Laura
Actually, I find the term “white trash” offensive, so I try to avoid it altogether. Instead I prefer to use “trailer trash” or “Trashistani-American.”
Or this:
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I know that we’re facing some tough economic times, but this is not an efficient way to supplement one’s income. By the time you collect enough change to cover the cost of the tattoo, you’ll have busted a hole in your pants. And the embarrassment of having small children run around at your feet picking up coins like you’re some sort of human piñata is much greater than that of standing in line at the unemployment office.
Alright everyone. It’s Friday, and it’s time for one of my favorite games, Shoot, Screw, or Marry. For those who have never played, you get three options (usually people, but in this case insane tattoos) and have to decide, well, who you’d shoot, who you’d screw, and who you’d marry. No substitutions. Void where prohibited.
Today’ contenders:
Source: Fukung
A unicorn pimp. Um… yeeeah.
Ink Spotter: Linda T
A open-minded unicorn. Don’t be fooled. That is not the Heimlich maneuver.
Source: Fun-Zor
And finally, what has to be one of the most insane things of all time, a Patrick Swayze centaur. With Swayze dressed as the character from the SNL Chippendales sketch with Chris Farley. Oh, and a double-helix rainbow in the back, just so you don’t have to scratch your head and wonder, “Hmmm, is this tattoo gay?” The only thing that could make this better is a Chris Farley centaur tattooed on the other arm.
Anyway, my picks: Shoot the pimp (reminds me of someone I’d rather not think of), screw the dolphin-fucker (he seems adventurous), and marry Patrick Swayze Centaur. I mean, it’s Patrick Effing Swayze. CENTAUR.
Your picks in the comments.
And don’t forget to enter our haiku contest before midnight (PDT) tonight! FABULOUS PRIZES.
Source: Mr. Ripley
There was a time in my life when I thought Space Ghost Coast to Coast was the funniest motherfucking thing on the planet. There was also a time in my life when I probably wouldn’t have been opposed to having the funniest motherfucking thing on the planet tattooed onto my body.
Luckily, that time was called “Being Eleven Years Old,” and state law prohibited me from acting on any such impulses. This person obviously lives in a country where no such laws exist, and where that moronic “Where’s my Chippy” sketch translates into something that’s actually funny.
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