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Burning Ring of Fail
Jan. 4, 2012
I don’t think “sentimental” is the right word. “Grandmotherly,” maybe. Or “zombie.”
Submitted by: itsme
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Mom?
Jan. 1, 2012
Ha ha, kidding. My mom’s ass tattoo is WAY bigger than that.
Submitted by: MaxPowers
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Tebow Time!
Dec. 11, 2011
Ugh, I’m sick of Tebow Time. Can’t we put a football-shaped Tebow cozy over him and skip right to happy hour?
Submitted by: poprox
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Maaagicalllllll!
Dec. 2, 2011
You know, there are much easier ways of telling your mom that you hate her. Wouldn’t it be easier to just date a bass player or major in theater?
Submitted by: smurfles
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Rest in Peace, Steve
Oct. 5, 2011
Please Stop Having Children
Sep. 29, 2011
Wow, lucky Bre. Not only does she get an extra little diseased looking flourish next to her malformed flower, but she also gets the distinction of having a name that’s not actually a name, or even a word. Congrats, Bre!
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Please! I Prefer “White Sanitation”
Mar. 2, 2010
Submitted by: Laura
Actually, I find the term “white trash” offensive, so I try to avoid it altogether. Instead I prefer to use “trailer trash” or “Trashistani-American.”
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Submitted by: Alfie
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These Gumballs Are Terrible
Nov. 16, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I know that we’re facing some tough economic times, but this is not an efficient way to supplement one’s income. By the time you collect enough change to cover the cost of the tattoo, you’ll have busted a hole in your pants. And the embarrassment of having small children run around at your feet picking up coins like you’re some sort of human piñata is much greater than that of standing in line at the unemployment office.
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Is This Enough Rainbows To Get You Through The Weekend?
Jul. 31, 2009
Alright everyone. It’s Friday, and it’s time for one of my favorite games, Shoot, Screw, or Marry. For those who have never played, you get three options (usually people, but in this case insane tattoos) and have to decide, well, who you’d shoot, who you’d screw, and who you’d marry. No substitutions. Void where prohibited.
Today’ contenders:
Source: Fukung
A unicorn pimp. Um… yeeeah.
Ink Spotter: Linda T
A open-minded unicorn. Don’t be fooled. That is not the Heimlich maneuver.
Source: Fun-Zor
And finally, what has to be one of the most insane things of all time, a Patrick Swayze centaur. With Swayze dressed as the character from the SNL Chippendales sketch with Chris Farley. Oh, and a double-helix rainbow in the back, just so you don’t have to scratch your head and wonder, “Hmmm, is this tattoo gay?” The only thing that could make this better is a Chris Farley centaur tattooed on the other arm.
Anyway, my picks: Shoot the pimp (reminds me of someone I’d rather not think of), screw the dolphin-fucker (he seems adventurous), and marry Patrick Swayze Centaur. I mean, it’s Patrick Effing Swayze. CENTAUR.
Your picks in the comments.
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