
Hey, not every lion can be the king of the jungle. Someone has to be the meth-burnout 7-Eleven employee of the jungle.
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Hey, not every lion can be the king of the jungle. Someone has to be the meth-burnout 7-Eleven employee of the jungle.
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God I hate to see cupcake-on-cupcake violence. This is worse than the time Mrs. Butterworth got assaulted by the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Submitted by: Alex

Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins.
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Wow. Someone hasn’t flossed in a while.
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Danny Bonaduce is actually looking better than I would have expected.
Submitted by: Raphael

Huh. Abe Lincoln’s head on Demi Moore’s body. Who’da thunk?
Submitted by: Wanderer

This is bad even by DIY standards. Even a tattoo done while actually engaging in 69 shouldn’t be this ugly.
Submitted by: Pete

Have you ever considered cowgirling down? Just a thought.
Submitted by: Jamie S.

Wow. I’m sorry that your pegasus is suffering from . . . whatever that is. My deepest condolences.
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Wow. That is love. And also stupid. Mostly stupid.
Submitted by: Megan