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Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Jan. 31, 2012

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Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Well kids, it’s time for me to kick off my tennies and put my cardigan back in the closet, because today is your auntie Jessica’s last day at Ugliest Tattoos. It’s been a wonderful few years making fun of the good, the bad, and (mostly) the ugly, but now it’s time for me to go help other girls and boys by showing them pictures of flying penises (that came out wrong). You’ll be in excellent hands with the lovely and talented Nick, who will be taking over from Cheezburger HQ.

If you want to read more of my drunk ranting/offer me lucrative freelance writing opportunities, you can follow me on Twitter. LET’S BE FRIENDS (I’m already drunk).

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Kisses forever (eww, not there. I’m not THAT drunk (yet)),
Jessica

P.S.: Okay, NOW I’m that drunk. Let’s make out.

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VERY Lightsaber

Jan. 31, 2012

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VERY Lightsaber

So in this version, Luke gets his pinky toenail cut off, then Darth Vadar issues the revelation that “Luke, I am your distant cousin.” It’s called Star Scuffles.

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Worst. Babysitter. Ever.

Jan. 31, 2012

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Worst. Babysitter. Ever.

Oh my god, that is NOT how you hold a baby. You have to support its head!

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Always Low

Jan. 31, 2012

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Always Low

I haven’t shopped at Walmart in a number of years (we city folk wouldn’t deign to shop at such a mega-corporation (Taco Bell excepted) when there are so many independently owned dollar stores within stumbling distance of our homes), so I don’t recall the appeal. Is it the low prices, or the pants-optional store policy?

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But Apparently Not Enough Time to Proofread

Jan. 30, 2012

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But Apparently Not Enough Time to Proofread

Hmm. These flowers smell strangely like illiteracy.

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Emo Is a Helluva drug

Jan. 30, 2012

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Emo Is a Helluva drug

I think I saw this episode of Intervention. It’s the one that took place in Portland, isn’t it?

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MMFCL

Jan. 30, 2012

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MMFCL

No. I do not want this. Please, let’s go back to the taco party.

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Taco Party!

Jan. 30, 2012

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Taco Party!

I would like to go to a taco party. But I would settle for a nacho party. Or even an eating-a-hunk-of-pepper-jack-while-standing-in-front-of-the-open-refrigerator-party.

I’m hungry.

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No, No, No

Jan. 29, 2012

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No, No, No

Hey, what better way to honor Amy Winehouse’s life than by getting a tattoo of her while you’re fall-down drunk? If she could see this tattoo from heaven, she’d probably throw a pint glass at a fan and then take a nap under a bar stool. (That means “I approve” in Winehousian.)

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Fierce

Jan. 29, 2012

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Fierce

Hey, not every lion can be the king of the jungle. Someone has to be the meth-burnout 7-Eleven employee of the jungle.

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