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Something Tells Me He Likes Hitler

funny tattoos - Something tells me he likes Hitler


Don’t mess with him or else he’ll talk to you about his profoundly misguided views on racial purification, and let’s be honest, no one wants to hear that.

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  1. PlasmaSnake says:

    He could have saved a lot of time, pain and money and just had ‘MASSIVE C**T’ tattooed on his forehead

  2. Violet says:

    I think this is an excellent argument for facial tattoos. You see at the moment, if this guy was wearing a long sleeved shirt you might inadvertently engage him in conversation. If he had more visible tattoos they could serve as an early warning system.

    • Jed Dye says:

      I agree. It’s truly unfortunate that he had the sense not to get a face tattoo. I would think that personality would speak volumes, but who knows? Horrific.

    • Friday Jones says:

      The very same reason I LOVE when people keep McCain/Palin bumper stickers on the cars. Helps avoid the CRAZY.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        It’s even more creepy when you see a vehicle with a new McCain/Palin sticker on it. I’ve seen a few. No BS. *New* bumper stickers. People must be hoarding them and still won’t give up their hope. As long as they keep voting for that combo, that’s fine.

  3. Silverbacked 1 says:

    I think his eyes would scare me off, long before I even saw a facial tattoo. That is one angry person

  4. James says:

    So, let’s snatch him up, and drop him off in the middle of downtown Harlem, shall we?

  5. PlasmaSnake says:

    He could’ve saved a lot of time, pain and money by just getting ‘Nazi C*nt’ on his forehead.

  6. k8 says:

    Sometimes tattoos should come with a free vasectomy.

  7. Brian says:

    Where does one find a Nazi tattooist?

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Really? Are you not aware of Google, Yahoo, and Bing? Are you not familiar with the term social networking? Less porn, more learning, child.

    • BKS says:

      Really there is nothing illegal that he has tattooed, that i can see at least. Hilter and the swastica are very much frowned upon for obvious reasons but they aren’t illegal. Pay a tattoo artist enough and they’ll probably tattoo almost anything legal, it’s your body, just wouldn’t end up in my porfolio if i was the tattoo artist.

      Besides, if he was looking at you with those crazy eyes telling you he wanted swastica’s and a Hilter tattoo, would you tell him no?

  8. robbie says:

    I don’t know what the big deal is. He’s just a nice guy who likes to hittle.

  9. dstluke says:

    I love the stunned look on his face like he woke up and suddenly he had this on his body.

  10. Hap says:

    I see this and my mind goes to John Cleese in the Monty Python Hilter sketch.

  11. sjogirl says:

    HITLER…German for PSYCHOTIC LOSER.

  12. Joy says:

    Let’s drive him into Harlem and leave him there.

  13. ohsoewan says:

    I’m not sure, but I don’t know if even Hitler would want this guy. I’m sure he would have some issues with tattoos.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Are you and Brian siblings who attend the same special-ed classes? Go to Google. Type in “holocaust tattooing” and go learn something, you ignorant twát.

  14. Uninked says:

    Tattoo WIN!

  15. Renata says:

    I can’t decide if I liked the tattoo with the unicorn more or not…

  16. SchlimmJim says:

    Apart from the subject matter and the lame “Hitler”, I think the positioning and layout rather good. Although any more Swastikas would ruin the subtle aesthetics of the piece.

  17. Lt. Kulterschwatz says:

    i think that poor small mustache was a good person, maybe sometimes he did some wrong choice or maybe some big guys told him to do it….oh he was also a bit handsome.

  18. SaturnYoshi says:

    He looks exactly like the type of person who would have tattoos like this.

  19. Rubble says:

    What if he’s a hipster and those tattoos are totally ironic?

  20. Kat says:

    He has dark hair, he would be screwed by hitler’s standerds.

  21. ML says:

    I wonder if these dumb rednecks even do any family history research. This ‘tard is probably part Jewish and too stupid to know it.

  22. ik says:

    Poser!

    He’s too young to be real SS.

    • Ind says:

      That depends on what time period you’re talking, actually. He might have been too young (and probably too short) back when they first started recruiting; but if he were shooting for something besides the Algemeine or the Totenkopfverbande, he’d probably be fine, especially in the later years when they quit being so picky (because the Waffen kept taking heavy casualties).

  23. Zla'od says:

    Assuming (optimistically) that he has second thoughts at some point down the line, what would be the best way to cover all this up? Some kind of floral motif or arabeque…? Or should they just tattoo his skin black?

  24. Zla'od says:

    I’ve got it! Add a colon after Hitler, then the even-bigger words below, “NEVER AGAIN,” and then below, a bunch of Stars of David in a line equal to the swastikas. (Can slash signs be added to these, like the anti-smoking / Ghostbusters symbol?)

  25. riding on the metronome says:

    I have a homie who has a habit of, well, we’ll say she’s pretty open about the backgrounds of the men she dates, so she ends up with some interesting stories. Like the time one of her new guys took of his shirt and *yikes* there was the swastika tat. Of course I had to ask “Honey! Did you do anything with the shirt still on?!” (I’m shameless) Fortunately, not. So she had to extricate herself from the new romance STAT. So yes, there should be a rule about racist tats: face only OR wear a t-shirt alerting any potential paramours that you are a racist asshole.

  26. selfconfesseddouchebag says:

    I don’t think he love Hitler half as much as he loves himself. This is a man who needs a lot of attention.

  27. eurocrap says:

    Too bad he hasn’t blond hair and blue eyes.

  28. Bluegreenedragonfly says:

    PSYCHO ASSHOLE.

  29. Holly Green says:

    Aw man, someone’s mommy didn’t hug him enough.

  30. papayou says:

    This guy is Mick Holmes, the bodyguard of Nick Griffin, an english political man, from the far right !!


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