Because doesn’t everyone like their girls with breasts growing out of their clavicles and marlins jumping out their butts?
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I had to stare at this one for awhile…
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If This Tat Could Talk
Biscuits-72 on Sexy Body: Ruined mom2mla on Ass: Ruined Jovndøyr on Keep it in Your Magazines Kinseth on Do I Have Enough Piercings to … kindness on Keep it in Your Magazines Ry on Sexy Body: Ruined Jovndøyr on Straight From the Hood Jovndøyr on Glow Worms? Jovndøyr on Sexy Body: Ruined AL on Played in the Key of Razor…
It also looks like she’s peeing an ocean.
That is absolutely terrible. How can anyone wear green eyeshadow like that in this day and age?
It appeals to the Coors Light crowd.
I think the Coors Light says it all…
According to the old ads, when you say Budweiser you’ve said it all. Are you telling us that the Coors Light said Budweiser?
Uh…no.
Why wouldn’t you want to tattoo a tribute to a girl with such an aptitude at peeing while standing?
AND while pooping a marlin. Girl got skills!
Aw, crap. I used the word s-k-i-l-l-s. Why can’t they fix that?
Anatomy, how do I do it?
C’mon, maybe she has porphyria, which would account for the blue urine.
On another note I think JackNick is shaping up.
would someone mind telling me just what exactly is a jacknick?
seriously what?!?!?
#bracesself
Our new moderator, introduced by the departing Jessica as Jack (erroneously) and then Nick in quick succession, resulting in his portmanteau name. There, that didn’t hurt, did it, Jacknick?
kayk, you could be a good journalist.
all the Ws!
Twenty-five years in public relations has paid off….
You had me at portmanteau.
jacknick has a long way to go.
*shudder*
Where. Is. Her. Other. Arm?
Perhaps the Marlin ate it?
Perhaps she’s, ehem, holding something….
And, bring out the crass in me, but maybe that blue stuff is that same stuff they use in all those “pad ads.” ….I never knew what that stuff was. Maybe she knows. She certainly knows SOMETHING. Look at her FACE!
She’s got the window washer’s V.D. – Herpes Windex….
All credit goes to Spider Robinson, from his fantastic “Callahan” series.
thats damn funny
A cutie, a fish with wave, a ring of fire. Why not? That’s what he wanted. It could have been ok.
But it’s not because there’s no stylistic plan pulling the elements into one picture. The colors chosen have no harmony among each other. The result is a mediocre collection of incongruous pictures on a huge hunk of his canvas.
You really think he’s a huge hunk?
Ok, you’ve got one coming robbie.
Just wait till you leave yourself open to snarkin’
I absolutely love high ridin tits, but that’s pushing it…up
any other uk viewers seeing ED the ducks head in the background?
Am I alone in thinking the “girl” looks like boffaloe bill from Silence of The Lambs?
Her face reminds me of the work of an artist who used to appear in the National Lampoon many years ago. I’d look it up, but I recently tossed out my entire collection. I think the girl in the tattoo is kind of winsome, actually.
Possibly Rick Geary.
Is it just me, or does her butt crack go way too far up her spine?