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Jesus isn’t much of a tattoo artist, is he?

funny tattoos - Jesus isn't much of a tattoo artist, is he?

Too much ink, bad subject content, and way too much pride in what’s unequivocally a terrible piece of work.

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  1. Raspp says:

    u cpelled yo name rong

  2. Thistle Dew says:

    Sure…she saw the misspelling last night. Right, you know she didn’t notice it until the guy on her facebook pointed it out to her. Genius. At least it is in the traditional place for the big black star. I don’t really see the joke about blaming Jesus for the infliction though. The “property of” is via Jesus, not the tattoo. Wait…I didn’t get a joke here? Wha….?

  3. tattoodled says:

    I like that she’s “going back tonight” Since it’s unfixable, I wonder if she’s going back with a shot gun.

    • tidan31 says:

      Indeed, there’s no way another S can fit there. Anyway, I really don’t get this kind of things… the guy will regret it as soon as they won’t be together anymore, unless he date only girls named Jesica.

      • Jill says:

        and only those with the same surname.

      • Shark says:

        O. M. G. My pre-coffee brain thought this tat was on the back of Jessica’s neck, in sort of a born-again, “My body is my property given to me by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ”. (See tangent: The old “Dead Bishop” sketch from Monty Python)

        Man, this guy is a schmuck. Hope for his sake, long hair on men becomes a long-standing socially acceptable trend.

        • kayk says:

          That was my thought, too — it was Jessica. That made me think of the old days when novice nuns only had to have their hair shorn off, not get tatted to prove they “belonged” to Jesus.

        • Cletis says:

          And that his maternal grandfather didn’t have male pattern baldness!

  4. Andie says:

    Property? Ew.

  5. Captain Pasty says:

    So did she get a matching one saying that she was his property too?

  6. Canaduck says:

    There certainly are a lot of interesting names on that facebook thread.

  7. Oh, Dear! says:

    Does the middle ‘S’ of Jesus looks sorta like a dollar sign or a number 8?

    Oh, Jesus!!

  8. ChesterField says:

    Jessus luvs me, yess he do.

  9. Kemanorel says:

    “If anyone comes to Me, and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be My disciple.” (Luke 14:26)

    They might love each other, but if it’s by way of Jesus Christ they should just get a divorce.

  10. Pectolatra says:

    Uh, if I’m not mistaken, love and possession are opposite things.
    So, calling your boyfriend your property is the first step to make your romance follow Murphy’s Law.

  11. just some ole lady says:

    I am not in my 20s, so forgive this dumb question….what is up with all the fake middle names? Is it just a certain group of people (not black/white, but ghetto-ish)? Or is it what all the cool kids do these days?


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