
I know there’s no evolutionary reason for male nipples, but I highly doubt that this is what they’re for.
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I know there’s no evolutionary reason for male nipples, but I highly doubt that this is what they’re for.
Niptoos!
I like the stick-figure one. If you’ve got a nipple that looks like a tiny face, you might as well make the best of it.
Is that normal-looking for a nipple? I’m not trying to be an ass, but I’ve never seen one like that and it’s kinda creepy.
I also enjoy the term “niptoo”.
I’m far from an expert on men’s nipples, but I’d call that one a trip-nip.
It’s creeping me out too.
Male nipples turn me on, so I like the tattoo on the left.
(Just kidding, I do prefer them tattoo-less!)
Males have nipples, (evolutionarily speaking) because we all start out as female, when certain genes are switched on during development we then become male, however… I digress…Niptoos, funny stuff
^ This. Men have nipples because it would take too much effort to get rid of them. Evolution is lazy.
I suspect evolution will prove to be unimpressed by that multi fake nipple tattoo. Unless some women go for that sort of thing?
Rule 34 of the Internet.
Men can produce milk. Look up the Aka tribe for an example.
Nipple transplantation is an up-and-coming body mod, too. I’m not even kidding. One guy had them moved onto his biceps.
Link/pics, please!
Yes, we must have those links/pics NOW!
I do not recommend using Google Image to look up “nipple transplant.” Though the carrots are amusing.
Also, it’s apparently a hoax.
Intestinal parasites on the neck side of the nipplepillar. Great.
Or perhaps intra-pectoral.
Of course there’s an evolutionary reason for male nipples. There’s an evolutionary reason for all our parts. ‘Cause we’re products of evolution. Perhaps you’re confusing evolution with “intelligent design”.
what are you i don’t even
Of course we men have nipples. Where else are we going to store our clothespins?
I keep seeing things in the chest hair swirls of the one on the left. Definitely one 6, and with a bit of squinting maybe a 666. Also “Dor”. Which is a dung beetle.