Oddly enough I’d see this movie, if only to find out why the hell she got that tattoo in the first place. A first-hand peek inside the mind of the Girl With the Drake Tattoo would the psychological thriller of the year.
NOTE: Yes, I’m well aware of how old the original photo is.
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Sigh.
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I miss Jessica.
We all do.
Speak for yourself…
Shill.
There are several ’round these parts, in varying intensities. Care for a nice sock puppet?
SOCK MONKAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
First of all, that “world best selling” book is a piece of ultra-feminist, left wing crap. Don’t read it, don’t watch the movie.
Secondly, “drake” is Swedish for “dragon”. For those of you that don’t know, the aforementioned book is written by a Swedish author.
*rolls eyes*
I’m looking forward to your gems of comments in the future, asshole.
You probably think Unicef is ‘left wing crap’ so please don’t take it personally if I don’t take your opinion seriously and think you’re probably a horrible nazi piece of trash.
Thanks for the advice. I always get my film and lit recommendations from dickless manchildren who are so obsessed with pushing their weird agendas that they bring them up in completely irrelevant situations.
Really? @__@ Dude. I don’t even know what to say. I also cannot wait to eye roll in the future. Here’s to more comments from you!
Dude come on, let’s be civil here. To clarify, snarkiness, sarcasm, and just about any well-intentioned penis reference is OK.
That said, the book has very little in terms of left-wing agenda outside of “don’t mistreat women,” which really is a universal tenet of basic human morality. As a storyteller, Larsson excels in building suspense and constructing an intriguing and complex character in Lisbeth Salander. His prose style is a little on the less-skilled side but the guy still wrote a damn good story.
Nicely said, JackNick.
^ this
In all fairness, if you have read the English version, the clumsy writing style may be down to the translator rather than Larsson himself.
I’m holding out for the Girl with the Drake Equation tattoo.
A repost and a photoshop joke. Not the best start…
Critical hint for the new guy: It wasn’t broken, don’t try to change it!
This is dumb. WE WANT OUR OLD NARRATOR BACK!! I don’t want rehashed jokes. This is as bad as when Jay Leno took over for Johnny Carson.
Oh, please, stop being such a whiner. Mummy has to work somewhere else now, you are just going to have to put up with Daddy, now. Dear Jess evolved and modified this forum, but it had its growing pains, too. (remember when the UT pic was at the top, often had NSFW pics in it and so many newbies/people who didn’t get this thread invaded and made us crazy?)
Point is, change has come. Get over it and move on.
The point is that he’s lazy and rehashes old jokes. THEN he puts a note at the bottom saying he knows how old the pic is. Are you kidding me? Come on. That’s like having sex with your ex. When you’re drunk it seems like a good idea, but when you sober up you realize how stupid it was. If a joke can’t stand on its own without the commentator explaining it, then it isn’t worth making the joke in the first place!!
Oh, and let’s comment on the stupid “tattoo facts”. Seriously? You can’t keep the place running and are resorting to shoving facts down your readers’ throats to fill space? Come on.
Deirdre, if your rudeness is an effort to get rid of Nick and bring Jessica back, let me be the first to say it won’t work at all. That won’t impress her; actually, nobody here is impressed: you’re just being petulant and childish.
As Czernobog said before, you can’t expect Nick to be Jessica 2.0. Rather, you should have an open mind for someone/something new.
No.
I don’t know why everyone is getting so butt hurt over a new mod. I’m seeing the same level of content. Sure the notes aren’t anywhere as scathing but I come to laugh at some stupid effing tattoos, not be wowed by the prose…
Yes, this is clearly the same kind of content we’ve been getting. It’s not a lame joke based on old content at all.
What did we used to get? About 3 tattoos per day? Today we got four, plus a couple of extra features. Even if you don’t like the extras, that’s still not bad.
Cracked.com’s five-minute version of TGWTDT pretty much wraps it up:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19671_the-girl-with-dragon-tattoo-in-under-5-minutes.html
Yup. That’s about it. It applies to the Swedish version as well. I really don’t understand why everyone is going apesh!t over this story.
Just in case anyone cares, there’s a thread about the original tattoo on lastsparrowtattoo.com in which the artist is involved.
She’s had it filled in now and is apparently delighted with it
http://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/worst-tattoo-ever/1688-then-girl-got-her-forehead.html
The biggest question people wanted to know is, what state was she actually in when it happened? The original article stated ‘stoned out of her mind’ but something tells me there’s more to it than that.
It’s so funny to me how a small group of people who comment here believe that they are the reason this entire section of the internet is here.
I think it’s sad how you see the same 4 to 5 names on every post here acting as if they are better than anyone who has had their picture posted here. Jesus, the one guy even writes songs. SONGS!
What a group of whiny babies you all are. This isn’t a forum, it’s a place for people to comment on an image. I suppose all of you who are whining stand up from your chair and find the nearest exit of whatever building you are in. Going outside will do wonders for your skewed view of what entertainment is.
Um, okay, you’re a complete and utter idiot.
You honestly think we have our pictures posted here? Is that what you honestly think.
I’m not going to be lectured on social life by a teenager whose username sounds like the tagline to bad emo poetry. Finding the little red X in the corner will do wonders for you.
I didn’t say anything about you having your picture posted here. I said that you all act as if you are better than the people pictured here. Before you call me an idiot maybe you should take a look in the mirror.
Great insult about my username as well. You’ve certainly taken me down a peg or two. Seriously? Earlier on this thread you called someone an asshole and now you are resorting to poking fun at my username… yet I’m the teenager.
You’re adorable.
As are you, you’re a little treasure!
Calling someone an asshole isn’t immature, it’s what grown ups do. Get used to it, does cursing offend you?
I took a look in the mirror, what am I supposed to be seeing? And yes, maybe we are better than the people pictured here, we have a brain after all. I’m beginning to think you’ve been featured here before, is that the case? Being better than someone who went to a scratcher and got a five-buck scar isn’t difficult, I’m not sure what’s actually up your butt?
I go back to my original point, you’re an idiot!
“Calling someone an asshole isn’t immature, it’s what grown ups do.”
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Rauss – I’ve always enjoyed your postings, and Love you like a brother, mate, but without intending any offence, name-calling isn’t what we’re really about, is it? Follow Dorothy Parker, not Charlie Sheen.
Songs??? Like poetry set to music??? Holy pallid bust of Pallas!!! Creativity on a site devoted to tattoo art? Why the nerve of that little weasel! Let’s find him and bash his head in with a slingshot and some Elgin marbles. Then we can all go out and have some Bud Light and play Pac Man at the local until we barf.
“this entire section of the internet is here” because people come here. Some comment often, some don’t. There are endless other places you can go to where few visit and comment. Why waste your time here?
As I often do, I started reading things in reverse order today (from most recent posting down). A this point, I’m seeing a pattern of people showing up out of the blue to defend Nick. I’ve defended him, too, but I mean people never seen here before. It appears that a number of people followed him here from some place else. Maybe he got an upgrade/raise from another site with more misfit followers than this little corner?
DTMB, can you write some lyrics for that, too? I’ll probably find some chord progression to go with it. I’ve fallen in love with your song writing hehehe
It’s already been written: The Lurkers Support Me In Email.
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http://barb.velvet.com/humor/lurkers.html