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For me this would be an automatic dealbreaker. Tattoos threatening me with paternal violence is where I draw the line. Maybe I’m old-fashioned (or new-fashioned?) that way.
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……..I stared at that and read the words: “my daddy will bill you”. Either way, run away!
that would be funnier / more interesting / classier(?)
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“How I Met Your Mother” refference? Ha Ha
[Insert bland comment here.]
I would, but I don’t want to have to answer to your father about it. Wahey!
Is she saying daddy’s already staked a claim there? Eeeuuuwwwww.
I wouldn’t be surprised.
Daddy must be a NY Giants fan.
That would explain some things. :/
I’m clearly not in her intended audience (as I have a brain and am a straight female) but I really can’t imagine anybody responding to this tattoo with anything other than revulsion. It seems like it would be a major, major turn-off.
Tattooed genitals have never appealed personally, not even just the number of issues the sentiment itself portrays. I’m going to have to again cite the story about the girl in my college group who had ‘God Forgive Me’ about two inches above her pubis as a good example.
It is… The images that this evokes… Shudder.
Only if he finds out, and I’m not telling.
Which daddy? A sugar one?
If you got that far, then it’s probably too late.
Fatherhood fail.
Planned to insert Star Wars quote but realised it’s not a good idea.
umm, yeah, daddy issues…
Dang it, if you took it off for the tattoo artist, you can take it off to show us.
Hmmm.. something tellls me that as soon as the lawn grown back in, you won’t be able to read that warning.
Looks bad now, will look even worse when she’s 50
1) If you’re going to comment at least make it interesting and relevant. “What will it look like when s/he reaches *insert age*” makes you sound like a parroting tool with no imagination.
2) Do you honestly think she cares?
And yes, this probably is the kind of girl who would be showing her vagina at age 50, granted it’ll be to college-age males and not a happy, steady husband.
What I meant, but it didn’t come out that way, due to having a head full of snot and thus being unable to think straight, was how odd this tattoo would be to a new beau if this lady started a new relationship later in life, as many of us do these days. Still not sure I’m getting down in words what my brain is trying to think, but anyway. Ho hum.
You dont have to explain yourself.
Do you honestly think anyone cares….about what you have to say?…. Ha Ha XD This is a site to look at stupid tatoos. I doubt that anything has to be relavent, interesting, or anything like that. You just make yourself look ridiculous. Don’t be your steriotype!!!!! Ha Ha Ha XD I love laughing at people like you. It fuels me…………..yes…..yes it does.
You forgot “Eeewww…razor stubble!”, “I’d hit that anyway” and “Are we sure that’s a chick?”
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Hi, Owl!
TD: That was my thought too, are we sure this is a girl? Also I agree with whomever said that “daddy” may have already “staked a claim” which is disturbing, but why else would you put this on your cooch? Unless the cooch’s NAME is Daddy and you will get some disease that can kill you by touching it or “hitting it”. Plus, couldn’t you just tell someone “No, I can’t have sex with you”? Must you wait until you are naked to pronounce the warning? That would seem much more effective, and much less gross.
Oh CJ, I was sarcastically regurgitating the regular spew we hear. It didn’t occur to me that it was not a female. Also it would never occur to me to name my cooch “Daddy.” I agree, it seems a bit late to wave the warning flag. Daddy should kill you just for reading that far down.
I rather like the idea of a vagina called “Daddy.” I imagine it smoking a cigar and talking with a low-pitched drawl. Maybe wearing sunglasses, though I’m not sure where those would go.
That mental image is hilarious and terrifying.
In your mind, does it sound like Harvey Fierstein or James Earl Jones? Or maybe it sounds like Howard’s mom from the Big Bang Theory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeY8N4T7Do *shudders*
Sweet Baby Jesus… I don’t have to click the link to hear that voice in my head (I’m a huge fan of the show).
Anna, I think I will indeed marry you. The Big Bang Theory; Best. Show. Ever.
*knock* *knock* *knock* “C. J.”
*knock* *knock* *knock* “C. J.”
*knock* *knock* *knock* “C. J.”
*opens the door with wine in hand* *sigh* What do you want DTMB?
[Holds up tape recorder with Sheldon's *knock* *knock* *knock* “C. J.” replaying]
*rolls eyes, then slams door*
And it’s a WIN! for Thistle Dew and Don’t Tat Me Bro, with a disgusting honorable mention to Owl!
The crowd goes wild.
yay
Even if I were to get a tattoo in that spot, I don’t think I would have it include little curly cues that resemble pubic hair.
“My daddy will bill you.” Oh, I get it, her father is her pimp….Unless it says “My daddy will kill you.” Hill you?
Well, it says something about the degree of ick, that NO one thus far has noted the graphics are not symmetrical, and ‘my’ isn’t ‘My’.
I did, however, amuse myself with the OB/GYN seeing that during delivery, and opting to stuff the baby back in. But then, I have a sick mind.
We’re too grossed out and horrified to notice. I do however, like your idea (and the visual imagery) of the OB/GYN stuffing the baby back in. But then, I a am a sick puppy too, so you are in good company. The tattoo is nonspecific about what exactly will get you killed, it’s up to our (sick) imagination. In fact, I submit that delivering a baby (to this person) and subsequently seeing that tattoo might sufficiently scare any doctor into declining to touch that thing.
Her daddy must be so proud.
I think this or a variation has been posted here before.
But we’re having so much fun – don’t rain on our parade!
I’m pretty sure it has been on here before, but we can’t expect the new guy to know that, much less remember years of pictures that have passed through this place. If I recall correctly, there were a few during Jessica’s tenure that were previously featured, but it didn’t stop the fun of more/new comments.
It’s Deja ‘too: the feeling you’ve seen this tattoo before.
Deja ‘too? I t’ought it was tall-all recall. “I t’oight I taw a purty tat.”
That won’t work, since it’s not a “purdy-tat”.
I vote “Deja too”
Deja coo?
That was terrible; probably in part why I burst into hysterics at reading it.
Not if I kill you first.
Someone didn’t shave thoroughly.
If that tattoo is new I’m pretty sure she can’t shave it.
Do you think that eventually this tattoo will be crossed out and replaced with another (in a more prominent place) saying “My daddy will give U lot’s off mony too take me of his hand’s”?
Excellent. Beautifully misspelled AND unnecessary and incorrect punctuation. But only if she ads graphics done by Skynky – or Snryk – oh, what the heck is his name? Synyster.
Actually, I think you are on to something. I think we should refer to him as “Skanky” forevermore.
I dont care if daddy kills me, as long as licking her coochie doesnt kill me I am okay!
gross…
Dare I be the person that points out that “Daddy” is a bondage term used for the male master of a female slave?