
“Shinning star”? Is that what we’re calling David Beckham now? I can’t keep up with British pop culture.
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“Shinning star”? Is that what we’re calling David Beckham now? I can’t keep up with British pop culture.
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Who names a star Lucky?
Oh, hmmm. I thought Lucky was being addressed.
It’s short for Lucida Anseris.
First little foxy comment I’ve seen on this thread!
Lucky Star is a brand of tinned sardines – perhaps he took off with her cat food?
We’re left with the question of how the thief absconded with the star on this young woman’s shin, but let’s face it – she has, already, a superabundance of stars. What’s needed here are pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers, and blue diamonds.
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Rauss – note also that Lucky’s name completes this alleged thought, and yet the young woman has no period. Inconceivable.
She might want to see a doctor about that.
What about the spades?
You want to bury her alive, that seems harsh?
You foale my thinning star, Lucky
Haha, I saw “soak my thinning star”.
So did I. How Lucky.
I thought it was “foak my shinning star”
I almost saw a bad word in there.
Ditto.
“The ni ght you left, you foak my thinning star
Lucky”
Maybe it has to do with losing her virginity.
I saw “fook my shinning skar Lucky” Sounds kinky.
I see “shinnmg”.
Yeah… poor Nancy Kerrigan.
Reminds me of The Simpsons Halloween episode when Willie kept mispronouncing ‘the shining’
SSH! Do ye want to get sued??
No TV and no beer make Homer go something something
“…go crazy? Don’t mind if if do!”
*if I
Ack, the shinning!
It appears that we now need another one to the keyword cloud.
Let’s see: She already has stars in sizes S, M, and L. She could fix this whole thing by adding one in size XXL, right in the middle.
Yeah, but that won’t get her thinning star back! Unless giant black stars are thinning too…
Why does the biggest star has a shadow?
Because it’s so BIG!
That one’s embiggening, so it must be one of the others that’s thinning.
Embiggens, I never expected you to use such a cromulant word, Robbie.
It’s a black star. Duh.
“fook my thinning hair” ? Maybe I need a new laptop screen.
You took my thinning star?
Shhh! Ye wanna get sued?
So that’s how black holes are formed, eh? By stars thinning?
… “The night you left you soak my shinning star Lucky”?