
You and me both, girl on the bottom. You and me both.
Submitted by: Kelly Flewelling
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You and me both, girl on the bottom. You and me both.
Submitted by: Kelly Flewelling

If this tattoo is making you sad, then you should try reading the surrounding passage in Twilight, like I just did. You’ll forget all about the tattoo and be sad for entirely different reasons.
Submitted by: don'ttatmebro

That’s funny, because you’re the tears in my morning martini.
Submitted by: Grammarian

Well kids, here’s one last jolly holiday tattoo to round out our Christmas coverage. Hope you’re all filled with warm fuzzies!

“I can do all things through Him, who strengtheneth me (because of all the carbs).” — FSM 4:13
Submitted by: Anonymous

My understanding of the Bible is a lot shakier than I thought.
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Merry Christmas, UT readers! I hope you’re all swilling eggnog (or eating Chinese food) with your loved ones today. Here’s a little skinny-Santa Christmas gift from me to you.
But for those of you who can’t leave here satisfied without your daily dose of depravity, well . . . Click to see more… »
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Alright, which one of you dyslexics accidentally wrote a letter to Satan Claus this time?

If you’re talking about the fact that I’ve heard “Baby, it’s Cold Outside” at least thirteen times today while trying to finish up my Christmas shopping (what DO you get for your thirteen-year-old cousin who’s only into video games, dying her hair purple, and sighing dramatically?), then yes, yes I am mad, bro.
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