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Archive for December, 2011

If You Hate Your Children This Much, Isn’t it Easier to Just Surrender Them to the Nearest Fire Station?

Dec. 26, 2011

If You Hate Your Children This Much, Isn't it Easier to Just Surrender Them to the Nearest Fire Station?

You and me both, girl on the bottom. You and me both.

Submitted by: Kelly Flewelling

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I Don’t Know What “Saffe” Is, But I Think I’ll Pass

Dec. 26, 2011

I Don't Know What "Saffe" Is, But I Think I'll Pass

If this tattoo is making you sad, then you should try reading the surrounding passage in Twilight, like I just did. You’ll forget all about the tattoo and be sad for entirely different reasons.

Submitted by: don'ttatmebro

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Your an Idiot

Dec. 26, 2011

Your an Idiot

That’s funny, because you’re the tears in my morning martini.

Submitted by: Grammarian

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I Said, “Next,” Goddammit! This Is Not the DMV!

Dec. 25, 2011

I Said, "Next," Goddammit! This Is Not the DMV!

Well kids, here’s one last jolly holiday tattoo to round out our Christmas coverage. Hope you’re all filled with warm fuzzies!

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Faith

Dec. 25, 2011

Faith

“I can do all things through Him, who strengtheneth me (because of all the carbs).” — FSM 4:13

Submitted by: Anonymous

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Santa Died for Your Sins

Dec. 25, 2011

Santa Died for Your Sins

My understanding of the Bible is a lot shakier than I thought.

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ichc.jessica

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Great Bouncing Icebergs!

Dec. 25, 2011

Great Bouncing Icebergs!

Merry Christmas, UT readers! I hope you’re all swilling eggnog (or eating Chinese food) with your loved ones today. Here’s a little skinny-Santa Christmas gift from me to you.

But for those of you who can’t leave here satisfied without your daily dose of depravity, well . . . Click to see more… »

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ichc.jessica

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Satan Baby

Dec. 24, 2011

Satan Baby

Alright, which one of you dyslexics accidentally wrote a letter to Satan Claus this time?

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mischa3x4

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He Who Eats My Brain Lifted Up His Heel Against Me

Dec. 24, 2011

He Who Eats My Brain Lifted Up His Heel Against Me

One of da Vinci’s lesser known works.

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tommytitlick

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You Mad Bro?

Dec. 24, 2011

You Mad Bro?

If you’re talking about the fact that I’ve heard “Baby, it’s Cold Outside” at least thirteen times today while trying to finish up my Christmas shopping (what DO you get for your thirteen-year-old cousin who’s only into video games, dying her hair purple, and sighing dramatically?), then yes, yes I am mad, bro.

Submitted by: Unknown

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