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This Guyyyy

This Guyyyy

Well, that’s one way to get a woman to sit on your face.

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  1. Kenky says:

    Well, it’s only fair. He has her face tattooed on his neck, after all.

  2. Surain says:

    Abhorrent.

  3. Pectolatra says:

    Okay… I’m an open-minded person, really. But this tattoo left me intrigued.
    People please help me out: would you enjoy to have your bust tattooed on someone else’s butt? And pointing out to her a-hole?
    I definitely wouldn’t, does that make me outdated?

    • trollolo says:

      Maybe on a really fit, hot girl’s butt … but I’m scared her butt’s going to eat me, so I definitely wouldn’t enjoy it. :(

      • Canaduck says:

        If you want a picture of your face on anyone’s butt, I’ve got bad news for you.

      • whiskey says:

        Well, from the looks of it her ass is already starting to suck smears of ink in long smeary dreadlocks into the ass crack. Chiaroscuro fail. Terrible color palate.

        Did he finger paint this onto her ass? Hey buddy, for the last time….No touching the dancers.

        • Jill says:

          Dancing hours on end really does good things for muscle tone. She doesn’t have a dancer’s tonus.

        • Jill says:

          I know you were just joking whiskey.

          • Dani says:

            Wow… I would never trust him to do a portrait…. he overshades, makes wonky faces and adds unflattering details that weren’t in the originals.

            • tracy says:

              and how would u know that were is the original..hate..its amazing how that guy ..won at the first tattoo convetion he ever intered in…FIRST…..some artist try there hole life and never acomplish that……before u judge like u know ask urself y did a team of artist…ARTIST….give him an award for best tattoo.????look at a pic of the tattoo that wasnt taken with a cell phone ..thank u get this thing to reach a million veiws cause there is no such thin as bad publicity..u can see al his work at http://www.facebook.com/noahtattoos

              • tattytoo says:

                He still sucks. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. What did he get first in? All i saw on his page was 3rd place. As far as bad publicity, he’s doing that all on his own!

              • Reaver says:

                Care to try this post again in English?

              • Thistle Dew says:

                Hey noah/tracy…you do not know what a good tattoo looks like. You posted trash as your FB photo. Sorry if you think this guy (you?) is hot stuff because he got lucky and made one tattoo good enough to win a contest. The one here and the ones you showed us are lousy. Those are not good odds if you are the one going in to get a tattoo. (Unless you don’t know or don’t care what is quality and what is trash.) The man in the right of your FB photo has deep creases in his neck. Something that could not be there and him survive long enough to take the photo. Dani was correct in saying these details were not in the originals. They could not be. Before you lash back…look with an open mind at your own lousy tattoos.

    • carn says:

      The tattoo doesn’t look like it really enjoys being on that butt.

  4. Nubs says:

    *sigh* I can’t be the only one who was compelled to look up what’s at 512 Race St, Cambridge MD … A: Lethal Injections Tatoos. For some reason that name seems rather appropriate.

  5. walt tuba says:

    Couldn’t help thinking of Monty Python’s “Sit On My Face”. My other thought, trade in the thongs for granny panties.

  6. O'Yea says:

    Is the money payment to cover up or go away?

  7. ta2dman says:

    Dude, that tattoo makes you look like an ass

  8. Canaduck says:

    Quick, put some dollar bills in your thong. This photo isn’t demeaning enough yet.

  9. Is that supposed to be the same guy? It looks more like an angry baby. Or perhaps a gassy baby. I do hope he puts this in his portfolio so customers will think twice before getting ink from him.

    • Wasabi says:

      That’s what I was wondering, can he really be proud of that?!

    • Owl says:

      Based on the fact that the guy is (sensibly) wearing a latex glove, my first impression was that he is the tattooist. I could say that his work here is not a very good likeness, or well executed, but if I were in his position (which I’d rather not think about), I might go to great lengths to make the tattoo not resemble myself as well.

  10. gia says:

    The two dollars says it all! UGH They didn’t use 100 dollar bills or even 10′s or 20′s.. noooooo just TWO SINGLE BILLS! lol CHEAP AND NASTY!

  11. Your mother says:

    I think the real question here is what’s that guy doing with a butt plug in his hand?

  12. Skye says:

    That cannot be helping her be a more successful stripper.

  13. Seriously says:

    Wow……didn’t see this one coming!!!!!!

  14. Jill says:

    All of the above.
    As a tattoo portrait, it sùcks.

  15. Jess says:

    Wait. . . did the tattoo artist tattoo his own face on this butt?

  16. DAT ... HAND?? says:

    DOUBLE WAIT.

    LOOK AT THE GUY’S HAND.

    It’s just… blacked out with tattoo ink???

  17. redstick says:

    Wow….this one has it all, down to the Waste Management container in the background.

    I do kind of like the stair rail, though.

  18. abadseed says:

    i kinda wish that were another dude’s booty.

  19. narf! says:

    Yeah, I love this thread. Comment WINs all the way.

  20. Jam says:

    I am just back from the bar, brimming with good decisions and love for my fellow man. People often say we are too judgemental here on UT. Maybe they are right. I am going to turn over a new leaf. You go fetal alcholism ass face girl, the world is your oyster! If people judge you on your tatoo, screw em (no not literally). You keep working hard and someday, someone will tip you a five spot (not really)!

  21. Jam says:

    You know on sober reflection this morning, I believe that this tattoo might be a cry for help from the inflictor. He is saying for the whole world to see in pictures: Save me, I’ve become a crackhead.

  22. Super Jupiter says:

    That poor thong.

  23. kacky says:

    WTf is going on with his left arm

  24. Ninja_Bunny_Fever says:

    I think he’s pretty hot…but that tattoo doesn’t look too much like him. Looks like a random white guy, with WAY too much shading. I’d love to know what was going through her head when she got his face tattooed on her butt, pointing to her anus, and decided to take a picture wearing a thong with money in it.

  25. jeff says:

    AH….Cambridge…….Home of M.I.T. and Harvard.

  26. Dani says:

    Apparently, she’s the owner of the tattoo shop that did this.

    • tattytoo says:

      Didn’t know stripping counted as modeling. Does she walk around the shop like this? Funny how the sign on the fish tank says do not touch but she has her hands all over it!

  27. i thinks this is funny and awesome!!

  28. Noah Ryan says:

    hi..all u are whores..suck it..ur moms a crack head ,dads a gay prostitute sucks d!ck for coke….look at real pics on my page thats why its going to be in 2 tattoo magazines right????been tattooing 2 years ..and um yeah..u cant stop it..funny how i just got a tattoo off of this..so the rest of u who havent seen check my page out

  29. Condor84 says:

    Just because you’ve been doing it two years, doesn’t mean you’ve been doing it right for two years.

  30. Noah Ryan says:

    yeah well look at my page and u tell me

  31. saturn says:

    i’m scared


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