
Well, that’s one way to get a woman to sit on your face.
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Well, that’s one way to get a woman to sit on your face.
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Well, it’s only fair. He has her face tattooed on his neck, after all.
Perfect!
Abhorrent.
Okay… I’m an open-minded person, really. But this tattoo left me intrigued.
People please help me out: would you enjoy to have your bust tattooed on someone else’s butt? And pointing out to her a-hole?
I definitely wouldn’t, does that make me outdated?
Maybe on a really fit, hot girl’s butt … but I’m scared her butt’s going to eat me, so I definitely wouldn’t enjoy it.
If you want a picture of your face on anyone’s butt, I’ve got bad news for you.
Well, from the looks of it her ass is already starting to suck smears of ink in long smeary dreadlocks into the ass crack. Chiaroscuro fail. Terrible color palate.
Did he finger paint this onto her ass? Hey buddy, for the last time….No touching the dancers.
Dancing hours on end really does good things for muscle tone. She doesn’t have a dancer’s tonus.
I know you were just joking whiskey.
look at http://www.facebook.com/lethalinjections2 its now a ca,era phone shot of her
Wow… I would never trust him to do a portrait…. he overshades, makes wonky faces and adds unflattering details that weren’t in the originals.
and how would u know that were is the original..hate..its amazing how that guy ..won at the first tattoo convetion he ever intered in…FIRST…..some artist try there hole life and never acomplish that……before u judge like u know ask urself y did a team of artist…ARTIST….give him an award for best tattoo.????look at a pic of the tattoo that wasnt taken with a cell phone ..thank u get this thing to reach a million veiws cause there is no such thin as bad publicity..u can see al his work at http://www.facebook.com/noahtattoos
He still sucks. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. What did he get first in? All i saw on his page was 3rd place. As far as bad publicity, he’s doing that all on his own!
Care to try this post again in English?
Hey Reaver, some artist try there hole life. You can’t argue with that kind of logic.
Hey noah/tracy…you do not know what a good tattoo looks like. You posted trash as your FB photo. Sorry if you think this guy (you?) is hot stuff because he got lucky and made one tattoo good enough to win a contest. The one here and the ones you showed us are lousy. Those are not good odds if you are the one going in to get a tattoo. (Unless you don’t know or don’t care what is quality and what is trash.) The man in the right of your FB photo has deep creases in his neck. Something that could not be there and him survive long enough to take the photo. Dani was correct in saying these details were not in the originals. They could not be. Before you lash back…look with an open mind at your own lousy tattoos.
The tattoo doesn’t look like it really enjoys being on that butt.
*sigh* I can’t be the only one who was compelled to look up what’s at 512 Race St, Cambridge MD … A: Lethal Injections Tatoos. For some reason that name seems rather appropriate.
*tattoos — although misspelling ‘tattoos’ in the name of a tattoo shop would be classic.
That would be to funny.
(Yeah, I went there.)
it wood
*funy
Or fanny, possibly.
*posibly
Fanny means something completely different in the UK. In that general area but not quite there.
I know, I figured the joke would still pass muster.
Ok, you guys made me check.
What amazing things I find out here! I never imagined a fanny could be anything other than a cheek.
This reminds me of a pleasant night at my house when my Irish girlfriend and her English mum were sleeping over. Late night, we got into a giggle fit over each others’ definition of what a biscuit really is. Oh, you’d have to have been there. It was truly funny.
Couldn’t help thinking of Monty Python’s “Sit On My Face”. My other thought, trade in the thongs for granny panties.
Is the money payment to cover up or go away?
It’s to hide the zits.
Dude, that tattoo makes you look like an ass
Quick, put some dollar bills in your thong. This photo isn’t demeaning enough yet.
Is that supposed to be the same guy? It looks more like an angry baby. Or perhaps a gassy baby. I do hope he puts this in his portfolio so customers will think twice before getting ink from him.
That’s what I was wondering, can he really be proud of that?!
Do you think he looks proud!?! Take another look.
Based on the fact that the guy is (sensibly) wearing a latex glove, my first impression was that he is the tattooist. I could say that his work here is not a very good likeness, or well executed, but if I were in his position (which I’d rather not think about), I might go to great lengths to make the tattoo not resemble myself as well.
The two dollars says it all! UGH They didn’t use 100 dollar bills or even 10′s or 20′s.. noooooo just TWO SINGLE BILLS! lol CHEAP AND NASTY!
I think the real question here is what’s that guy doing with a butt plug in his hand?
That cannot be helping her be a more successful stripper.
And I hope it isn’t helping him become a more successful inflicter.
She is making an ass board of herself.
And now he’s forever marked as an assface.
Wow……didn’t see this one coming!!!!!!
All of the above.
As a tattoo portrait, it sùcks.
Wait. . . did the tattoo artist tattoo his own face on this butt?
DOUBLE WAIT.
LOOK AT THE GUY’S HAND.
It’s just… blacked out with tattoo ink???
Oh wait… glove…
Tries to relax.
Wow….this one has it all, down to the Waste Management container in the background.
I do kind of like the stair rail, though.
The Waste Management label caught my attention, too. How appropriate.
i kinda wish that were another dude’s booty.
Yeah, I love this thread. Comment WINs all the way.
I am just back from the bar, brimming with good decisions and love for my fellow man. People often say we are too judgemental here on UT. Maybe they are right. I am going to turn over a new leaf. You go fetal alcholism ass face girl, the world is your oyster! If people judge you on your tatoo, screw em (no not literally). You keep working hard and someday, someone will tip you a five spot (not really)!
Haha jesus you’re funny. I just back from the bar as well and I’m not nearly as generous (or entertaining) as you are.
“You go fetal alcholism ass face girl, the world is your oyster!”
dang. I may laugh for a week
You know on sober reflection this morning, I believe that this tattoo might be a cry for help from the inflictor. He is saying for the whole world to see in pictures: Save me, I’ve become a crackhead.
ba-dum-pshh
That poor thong.
WTf is going on with his left arm
I think he’s pretty hot…but that tattoo doesn’t look too much like him. Looks like a random white guy, with WAY too much shading. I’d love to know what was going through her head when she got his face tattooed on her butt, pointing to her anus, and decided to take a picture wearing a thong with money in it.
AH….Cambridge…….Home of M.I.T. and Harvard.
Cambridge, MD
http://www.facebook.com/lethalinjections2 this is her modeling page
Apparently, she’s the owner of the tattoo shop that did this.
Didn’t know stripping counted as modeling. Does she walk around the shop like this? Funny how the sign on the fish tank says do not touch but she has her hands all over it!
i thinks this is funny and awesome!!
hi..all u are whores..suck it..ur moms a crack head ,dads a gay prostitute sucks d!ck for coke….look at real pics on my page thats why its going to be in 2 tattoo magazines right????been tattooing 2 years ..and um yeah..u cant stop it..funny how i just got a tattoo off of this..so the rest of u who havent seen check my page out
Just because you’ve been doing it two years, doesn’t mean you’ve been doing it right for two years.
yeah well look at my page and u tell me
i’m scared