Well you guys, this is our last post of 2011 and they say that whatever you’re doing on New Year’s is what you’ll be doing for the rest of the year (or maybe it’s just my mom who says that).
Anyway, I’m sorry to burden you with this, but what you’re doing right now is looking at a tattoo of a disabled Nazi cat showing off his lady legs atop a stack of bibles. Enjoy 2012!!
Keeses,
Jessica
Submitted by: Travis
And while we’re saying goodbye to 2011, here’s a memorial to someone who surprisingly didn’t die this year: Charlie Sheen. At least I presume this is supposed to be Charlie Sheen. It looks more like my ninth-grade U.S. history/gym teacher, Coach Barry. Of course, Coach Barry’s signature tic was calling things “totally gnarly” (as in, “Was the Cult of Domesticity totally gnarly or what, you guys?”), so this probably isn’t him.
That said, I’d definitely be going with the Coach Barry story about now instead of admitting that I got a Charlie Sheen tattoo.
Submitted by: notap
It may be 6 a.m., but I’m already wearing my party dress and halfway through a bottle of Trader Joe’s prosecco. So while we’re being fancy (and since my invitation to the Oscars seems to have been lost in the mail, AGAIN), let’s get New Year’s Eve started with a good ol’ montage of dead people!
It seems that 2011 was particularly cruel, or maybe I’m just bitter because no one got an Andy Rooney tattoo (note: as of this post, there are still 18 hours left in 2011, so it’s not too late). Anyway, a moment of silence, please (ignore my hiccupping). Click to see more… »
Hah, just kidding. Snooki wouldn’t even be caught dead this pale.
Someone’s all ready for New Year’s Eve. Do us a favor, Nikko, and don’t crack the Clicquot just yet. The party doesn’t start until tomorrow morning tomorrow.
Submitted by: Matthew Hooper
Well, I know how you kids love your pop-culture icons mixed with multi-appendaged sea beasts, and we certainly need something to wash the Juggaloathsomeness of that last post out of our minds, so here’s a cephalophlanders to ease you into the party weekend. Cephalophlanders.
Cephalophlanders.
Submitted by: Unknown
Oh, hey. Hi. Here’s another Juggalo tattoo. It’s terrible, but that’s par for the course when it comes to Juggalo tattoos.
I’m basically just putting it here so I can put another Juggalo tattoo after the jump. But I have to warn you, it’s so horrible that I would strongly advise you not to look at it if it weren’t for the fact that I need someone to explain what the HELL is going on in this picture . . . Click to see more… »
Submitted by: J.D.
Now HERE’s a tattoo I can get behind! It’s got my three favorite things: burritos, alcohol, and insincerity.
Via: uptownalmanac.com
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