This tattoo is pure practicality. When you’re as drunk as this gentleman obviously frequently is, it’s good to have options for nonverbal communication. Your slurring might be too heavy for someone to understand that you want them to go to 7-Eleven to pick up Doritos, a tall can of beer, a line of cocaine, and . . . whatever it is you see under the microscope at Paris Hilton’s gynecology appointment? I don’t know. Anyway, just put it all on top of a bongo drum and give it to me already.
Via: yourtattoosucks.com
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Is there also a slot machine? I really don’t want this to be an actual tattoo. Please let it not be an actual tattoo.
I think this is meant to be the toliet after he pulls the ripcord at the end of the evening. I can’t explain he would have eaten a knife, a minature cash register, and a shruken baby’s head. Also, I am unsure what brand of liquor comes in the same container as salt. I am also still laughing from Jessica’s comment on Paris Hilton’s pap smear. It does describe that smiley head pretty well.
*Parisite Hilton
That really looks like it’s drawn with a ballpoint pen. Please, please, please let it be ballpoint and not a tattoo….
Please please p l e a s e let it be…..
Um, if you follow the link above, you will see all the rest of the crap this idiot has scratched into himself….
I fear this is all too real… Did you notice the redness around those ‘lines’ ? That is a good sign of a nasty drunken scratching session…
A good giganasty for the whole lot…. And a helping of antibiotics on the side…
Jesus that is one crazy link.
Looks like there’s already some infection starting around the “D. Tilt”
We don’t see *all* the crap because, from the comments section at the link:
*Dean Wheeler
July 3rd, 2011 at 5:22 am
I assure you these are all on one person. ME!! ha. Yeah it is Ponce in Derby, and yeah New Bruises who are rad!! I have a few new tattoos to show soon when I get round to it!!*
He’s got more!
I can’t wait…..
Regret is just around the corner..
I just had the immense displeasure to check the link.
As I scrolled down the page I was like, “No! Stop it! Stop tattooing yourself!!!”
We can only hope that this stops him from breeding.
I’ll give it 10:1 that he’s the “baby daddy” of at least one welfare/WIC recipient.
I heard that in Nelson Muntz’ voice. “Stop tattooing yourself… stop tattooing yourself… stop tattooing yourself.”
“Giganasty” what a wonderful evocative word for what appears here, +10 interwebs!
What gets me is they had the wherewithal to prep the locations!!! So, not too drunk to remember to shave, but drunk enough to get all this done….. I didn’t realize there was a spot on the scale of drunkeness like that!
Thanks sprained. I went for a peek but almost burned dinner.
Is it me or is the crack pipe at the bottom wearing sunglasses and talking to the Doritos?
Ewwww. Just Ewwww. Nothing else comes to mind.
Would the ‘poon skull’ on the link qualify as a skull f__k (up)?
This looks more like it was gouged into his skin with a ball point than a tattoo.
Nice theory, genius, but next time, why don’t you read the other posts or note the link at the top.
Although, I think ‘Gouged’ is an accurate description….
I know a candidate for ASS HAT of year…… It’s this guy. Wow, could you imagine the bill to get all that crap zapped off of you. What a Delta Bravo!!!
I wonder how long it will take to go from ‘rad’ to extremely embarrassing…
Imagine getting him home for a night of nookie, and on removing his shirt, revealing this mess !
Adds a whole new dimension to the ‘douche swoosh’
this may be an homage to a tat that one of the members of lamb of god got on the killadelphia dvd…. then again, they may just be stupid.
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Is that Bubs?
Oh my God! That’s what I said! Hello, Internet Friend.
I read the responses just to see if anyone else saw that, too.
Hello
I did the exact same thing, I’m glad to see I wasn’t the only one that caught that.