Would you settle for being kicked under the stars? Because that’s really the only possible outcome I can see here.
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If This Tat Could Talk
Biscuits-72 on Sexy Body: Ruined mom2mla on Ass: Ruined Jovndøyr on Keep it in Your Magazines Kinseth on Do I Have Enough Piercings to … kindness on Keep it in Your Magazines Ry on Sexy Body: Ruined Jovndøyr on Straight From the Hood Jovndøyr on Glow Worms? Jovndøyr on Sexy Body: Ruined AL on Played in the Key of Razor…
I see stars, but I read kiss me under the bears.
Kiss me under the hairs ? No thanks…
Kiss me under pi he bears.
Ya, that’s how I read it too.
Me too. Go figure.
Me too!
Hahaha, I read “bears” too.
I read “Sears”. So you want me to kiss you in the underground parking area? Okay, I guess.
I read “under the Brans”, which is slightly better than “Brains would’ve been. Or perhaps not. I think this tattoo is at least 40 kns (kilonasty) for the thought of kissing… urgh
Add another 100 kns for the lack of a stencil, but recredit 40 kilonasties for correct spelling of all other words
I am with you, I saw “bears”
Yup, I read “bears” too.
Still, not as terrifying as actually kissing him under those stars.
After seeing that video of a panda, peeing and pooping on another, all over the internet after it was shown on Tosh.0, this takes on a completely new meaning.
Bears would have made this tattoo halfway respectable.
If a lower back tattoo is a tramp stamp, perhaps we should call the genital reference tattoo over the crotch a “douche swoosh”.
Hahaha I love it! Yes, please!
I’m in!
As it is written, so it shall be.
Yes!
Make it so.
I loved it!
You sir, are a genius.
As you say, so it shall be. I say unto you, “douche swoosh” it is. And all around rejoiced and were marry.
Douche swoosh is a damn good description.
We have a lot of vocabulary words this week kids: douche swoosh, inflicter, kilonasty and meganasty.
Its been a very good week!!
I also read bears, and a douche swoosh sounds very appropriate indeed!
Even more so, if a Nike logo is in there too….
Just do it?
The motto for lots of these tattoos should be, “Just don’t it”!
I am with the majority, I read bears too. And douche swoosh has just entered our vocabulary, along with inflicter. Next step we make the Oxford English Dictionary.
I’ve seen at least two (that I remember) tattoos of guys with a Nike Swoosh and “Just Do Me” written with them, so I *really* like tat2dman’s suggestion.
How about we lock you under the stairs?
See this? This, is why they SHOULD still teach cursive in school.
^^ amen to that
I want all of these people just to go ahead and tattoo themselves with I WISH TO REMAIN CELIBATE FOREVER, since I have to believe that’s the result.
we both wish that was the result, but i have seen too many people who would think this is hilarious dragging around about 6 screaming brats with their “woman”.
And not a single one of these brats actual carry any of his DNA…
So what happens when this guy meets the “if you can read this” guy from the other day? Now there’s some hot UT slashfic.
Is this a boy or a girl? The swishy shorts make me want to say boy, but the hair is so thin I don’t really know what to think…
Do you really think that this one’s gender will be an issue, come mating season?
some men are naturally smooth with very little/fine body hair. O.o
I’m with you on that…….my first reaction was that pathetic strip of hair was actually a ‘trail of tears’
I’ve got almost similar belly hair, mainly because it’s rather blond.
I think it’s a chick, based on the curves of the belly. Women have treasure trails too, in some cases. I’m taking the shorts as a choice so that upon tatting, they could be easily pulled down.
I’d sure love to kick him in those “bears”…
This site is so much more enjoyable when you read before you post.
Then he’d shed some bearly tears.
(Not burly, I’d guess.)
Quite… Not big enough to be a bear…
Maybe he’s a twink?
what a stupid douche swoosh (lower stomach tattoo)
Would you consider maybe being SHAVED under the star? Nice happy trail..