
Or is he teaching a dragon aerobics class? I can’t tell.
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Or is he teaching a dragon aerobics class? I can’t tell.

Long-term catnip addiction really does a number on you.
Submitted by: Shock and Awe

Uh oh. Looks like you’ve been put on notice, Interrupting Nipple. You had your day, but 2012 is going to be all about the Interrupting Navel.
Submitted by: Unknown

Damn, so close. And by “close” I mean “offensively bad.”
Submitted by: Unknown

On the contrary, this actually seems like something that is going to be around for a long time to come.
Submitted by: Heather

Get A Hideous Tattoo Of Lyrics From An Insipid Country Song. Annoy Your Friends And Family With Your Unsolicited Advice. Die Alone.
Submitted by: Unknown

You guys! Put on your party sombreros! It’s time for a fiesty! I love a good fiesty. It’s my favorite form of liesure.
Submitted by: evan

If your butt is hanging that far out of your skirt, then you’re wearing the wrong size. But I guess it’s pretty hard to get down to Forever 21 to buy a new one when you DON’T HAVE ANY FEET.

If you’re really living “everyday” as if it’s your last, why would you waste it getting a dumbass tattoo? Wouldn’t you rather be using that time to snort Pixy Stix, or break beer bottles over your head, or do whatever recreational activity made you this brain-damaged in the first place?
Submitted by: Emma Donnelly