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Confessions of a Teenage Zombie Queen

Oct. 26, 2011

Confessions of a Teenage Zombie Queen

You say “decaying zombie,” I say “average night outside of the Chateau Marmont with Lindsay Lohan.”

Submitted by: Redden

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Splattered Blood or Spilled Açaí Berry Juice?

Oct. 26, 2011

Splattered Blood or Spilled Açaí Berry Juice?

Zombie Audrina Patridge really doesn’t look all that different from the real thing.

Submitted by: Jason McMillian

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Gonna Need Some Vicodin After That

Oct. 26, 2011

Gonna Need Some Vicodin After That

This zombie is apparently also a nurse, so I’m actually not sure if that’s a brain she’s holding, or if it’s a serving of hospital Jell-O.

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HappyDay911

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Beauty + BRAAAAAAAAINS

Oct. 26, 2011

Beauty + BRAAAAAAAAINS

ZOMBIE WEEK continues, and here we mix our zombies with a shot of everyone’s second favorite tattoo theme: boobies.

You’re welcome.

Submitted by: Zombietastic

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Hell NO, Kitty

Oct. 25, 2011

Hell NO, Kitty

Okay, I’m running out of things to say about zombie Hello Kitty, so in the interest of NOT making a “Yo Dawg . . . “ joke, I’m just going to shut up now. We’ll be back tomorrow with a whole slew of zombie Powerpuff Girls (kidding, maybe).

Submitted by: Casey

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Hello Gritty

Oct. 25, 2011

Hello Gritty

I’m daaaaaaaancing on a brain
Just dancing on a brain
What a gory-ous feeling
I’m gnawing a vein
I’m lurching at crowds
So dark is my love
The worm’s in my heart
And I’m ready to shove
Let the storm guards chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the brain
I’ve some bile on my face
I stagger down the lane
With a gurgled refrain
Just dancing, dancing on a brain.

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Penguin BRAAAAAAAAINS

Oct. 25, 2011

Penguin BRAAAAAAAAINS

Fine with me. I never understood why we needed Badtz-Maru when we already had Tuxedo Sam. He had 365 bowties! Clearly the superior cartoon penguin.

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Hello Zombie

Oct. 25, 2011

Hello Zombie

Day two of ZOMBIE WEEK brings us a zombie Hello Kitty. Who also happens to be a dominatrix. And have devil horns. Because of course.

Submitted by: Unknown

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(Don’t Fear) the Walker

Oct. 24, 2011

(Don't Fear) the Walker

Here is a tattoo of Christopher Walken as a zombie. At least I think it’s supposed to be him as a zombie. I’m actually not really sure.

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I Want You, I Need You, I Love You, I Eat You

Oct. 24, 2011

I Want You, I Need You, I Love You, I Eat You

Elvis’s next comeback tour is going to blow that boring-ass ’68 Special out of the water.

Submitted by: with held

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