
The sad result of dumping genetically altering chemicals into the ocean. Dolphin duck-snakes.
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The sad result of dumping genetically altering chemicals into the ocean. Dolphin duck-snakes.
So Flipper mated with a penguin and this is an image of their love children?
I knew I had seen this before….
This time they’re fuzzier and less “endowed” with guns and hats…
Is the splashing water supposed to spell something?
It looks like AAMCO. Which would be fitting, I guess?
Swans with fins?
Yeah, those are totally swan heads. Good call.
The Ugly Ducking: The Next Generation…
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It’s like the artist had never actually seen a dolphin before, and had to rely on some small child to describe one to them. Those things look like stalks of asparagus with swan heads.
The new chicken of the sea.
QUACK! says Flipper.
My mom has that tattoo, except done well. God am I glad it’s done well…
My aunt had a sculpture (sic) of a pair of dolphins. They had little lights in their bellies, and she would proudly turn it on when she had guests. That was more tasteful than this tattoo.
You didn’t spell sculpture wrong.
I think the (sic) was more because none of us would acknowledge this object as a work of art.
The language really needs a new word for this sort of “sculpture”.
Maybe trinket or curio. Conversation piece.
It came to me last night. “Figurine”. They’re always called figurines.
Google “animal figurine” and get more than your daily requirement of bad taste.
The new version of duck face.
Why wouldnt you wait for this “beauty” to finish healing before taking a photo. It is just at that last nasty stage of peeling.
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It looks like the Jasper the Dolphin t-shirt from the odd future website