And we’ll top off this day of bloodcurdling beauties with the O.G. horror hostess herself, Vampira. Vampira had the body of Brigitte Bardot, the catwalk skills of Nosferatu, and eyebrows that even a chola beauty queen from Salinas would envy. In other words, she’s the most desirable woman in the history of time. RIP, Vampira.
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And since we had a Morticia tattoo, I suppose it’s only fair that we include one of her blue-collar counterpart Lily Munster. Lily was a loving mother and the core of a super weird family that she saw as totally normal. So basically like my mom, except a better cook and with slightly less terrifying taste in men.
You thought I was going to post all Elvira tattoos today, didn’t you? That’s what you’re after, isn’t it? So I guess that means you’re tired of me. And after all I’ve done for you! You think it’s EASY stuffing myself into this dress these pajamas? Teasing my hair within an inch of it’s life Occasionally combing my hair on the days that I actually shower? Why I’ve practically worn the plush off this couch for you [ed. note: no change necessary to that last sentence]. And now you want me to show you more Elvira tattoos, so you can lust after a bunch of black-and-white B-movie hostess bimbos?!
What do you think I am?!
(You: “Please shut up and just post more tattoos.”)
Really? That’s how you feel? Then you like me? You really like me? Well, in that case, go ahead and look at this Morticia Addams tattoo. You little devil, you.
Via: mysticarttattoo.com
Happy Halloween, my little video tapeworms! As far as I’m concerned, it’s not a holiday without the Mistress of the Dark, so here’s a nice Elvira tat to get your morning started out on the right spike heel. And if that doesn’t work, try eating an entire bag of mini Mr. Goodbars. That’ll really get you going. I’ve heard. Also, don’t bother trick-or-treating at my house tonight because somebody who is totally not me ate all the mini Mr. Goodbars.
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Ha ha, an Interview with the Vampire tattoo. Ridiculous. Well, at least it’s not Tom Cruise. Click to see more… »
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Well, I couldn’t find any tattoos of the greatest movie vampire of all time, David Arquette’s Benny in the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so here’s one of boring ol’ Nosferatu instead. Sorry guys.
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Vampires, zombies, and taking candy from strangers are all nice, but by far my favorite Halloween tradition is dressing up as the sexy anything. In high school it was customary to go as either the sexy witch or sexy kitten, but now that we’re adults I think we should get a little more creative. Sexy vampires are fine, but what about a sexy DMV worker? Or a sexy youth group leader?
Everyone seems to think that zombie Steve Jobs is going to be the must-have look this Halloween, but that’s because they haven’t seen my sexy Andy Rooney costume.
Via: tattoos-and-art.com
It’s not Halloween without vampires, so Hello Kitty is back today proving once again that you can literally Google “[any imaginable descriptor] Hello Kitty tattoo” and come up with results.
Well it’s about time someone properly appreciated Lerprechaun. Now when is someone going to get a REALLY scary horror film villain tattoo? You know, Paris Hilton was in House of Wax. Just throwing that out there.
Huh. I don’t remember the installment of the Halloween series where Michael Myers goes on a violent hand-mutilating spree.
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