I guess that’s what happens when you go into a tattoo parlor and say, “Make it look like the porn version of the Disneyland Jungle Cruise exploded all over my back.”
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Archive for September, 2011
That’s the Waaaaay We Became the Police-Raidy Bunch
Sep. 25, 2011
I don’t remember the episode of The Brady Bunch where Mike and Carol go on a years-long meth bender. Was that before or after they went to Hawaii?
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Shine on You Crazy Penguin
Sep. 24, 2011
So . . . so you think you can tell heaven from krill,
belly-slides from pain.
Can you tell a green eel from a cold steel rain?
A smile from a tail?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for floes?
Hot ashes for seas?
Hot air for a cool freeze?
Cold climate for change?
And did you exchange a walk on Antarctica for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We’re just two lost souls eating from the fish bowl, year after year,
Sliding over the same old ground.
Until it’s bound that our habitat disappears.
Wish you were here.
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[record scratching sound] Say WHAT?
Sep. 24, 2011
![[record scratching sound] Say WHAT?](http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/d92a5a2e-9763-4442-84d0-ed760021b27b.jpg "Funny Tattoos: Is this a picture of your kid as seen through the front door peephole?")
For a second there, I thought I accidentally opened my webcam, because an expression of raised-brow, eye-bulging SHOCK is exactly what I have on my face right now.
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Long Distance Love
Sep. 24, 2011
It’s nice to know that two people from Bolingbrook, Illinois, and Lansing, Michigan, could find love together. And feerless love at that.
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Every Time You Get an Ugly Tattoo, a Fairy Weeps into Her Wings
Sep. 24, 2011
FACT: Because of their large wing-to-body ratio, fairies have to sleep sitting up.
It’s true.
It also makes it easier for them to hide their faces while laughing at your stupid fairy tattoos.
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Whoops
Sep. 23, 2011
Okay, that’s it. In as much as I have any power to control the actions of others (read: none, unless you count the time I gave the wrong directions to some German tourists looking for the Golden Gate Bridge and accidentally sent them to Golden Gate Donuts), I hereby forbid everyone from getting the word “believe” tattooed anywhere onto their bodies. It’s just too risky.
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I’d Be Depressed Too
Sep. 23, 2011
Looks like Hangman has changed a lot since I was a kid.
Via: www.sugarscape.com
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Things Got Out of Control
Sep. 23, 2011
Apparently The Hangover Part III takes a turn for the meta.
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Ah Yes, the Classic Dragon-Leash Nipple Ring
Sep. 23, 2011
Because you wouldn’t want your ugly dragon tattoo to get away. That would be terrible.
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