I think that what these people need is LESS energy.
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The worst thing about these? the second guy looks SO DAMN PROUD to have a huge corporate logo covering most of his bicep.
That’s just sad.
my guess was really butch lesbian.
Whatever the gender, the sentiment is the same. Sad.
It looked like Chaz Bono at first glance.
At second glance, I’m scared.
And the third child looks cross-eyed.
The second also has what looks like a hideous sty on his eye.
i think it’s a spot on the mirror…
I saw a guy on Judge Judy once with a monster tattoo on the front of his neck. this is tied with hatchet man for worst thing to get a tattoo of.
It’s not a spot on the mirror. Rauss called it right. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalazion
The sideway b-ball cap look is popular among mothers with male toddlers. After they’re older than about three, though, it’s not so cute.
Yeah, more so when you think they could have used the money it cost to get that ‘whatever’ removed from their eye.
No… the worst thing about these is the fact that none of them have seen SLC PUNK. Otherwise they wouldn’t be such sellouts. Oh, AND the top one is just crappy work.
his big ol’ flabby bicep…
the 2nd one is a guy?
me thinks its a chick
Is the 1st one a girl or skinny guy?
i’m pretty sure guy, but then im not sure what’s with the pink frilly thing in the background….
I’m not certain that #2 is a man, but she sure does look proud.
I’ve seen alot of tattoos but this are the worst I’ve seen really lame
why everyone drink that stuff? it taste horrible. Like multivitaminjuice that went out of date.
some of them are not bad, i like the juice ones and the low carb one. as far as getting a tattoo hoever i wouldn’t even get a shirt with the logo.
It’s not the worst logo to have tattooed on oneself, I suppose. Though pretty much all of these are placement/execution fail… Might work better on a shoulder?
The outlines are SO thick on the second one it looks painted on.
i’d laugh so hard if they decided to change their logo, in a few years they could all be hipsters, “i liked monster before they changed their logo, you’ve probably never seen it”
They are TERRIBLE for your heart.
I drank three the other day trying to stay awake in all day meeting in a sweltering room. They felt terrible for my heart and my pee could have been used to dye University of Oregon football jerseys.
On the other arm: The McDonalds Golden Arches
These people love an energy drink enough to get it’s logo tattooed on their body…I’ve officially lost all faith in humanity.
Right, but at least it’s not a supermarket knock-off.
(‘Blue charge’ ‘Blue bolt’ ‘Red rooster’ etc)
Or Faygo.
Faygo is delicious and cheap, but I’d never get its “logo” tattooed on me.
That’s because you’re not one of… “them.” I would not be at all surprised to see a Faygo tattoo among them.
I don’t want to be the one responsible for Beetlejuice’ing them into existence here. You know who I mean, though.
I lose a little more faith in humanity every time someone uses the wrong “it’s/its”.
(sorry, you’re usually pretty good about that stuff, that girl, but it was right there, so I had to take it)
I was intending to use it’s in the possessive sense (regarding the energy drink, “it’s logo”) not in the “it is” sense but I’m not sure if that’s correct now…my brain hurts.
its = possessive (“Something seemed off. The cow wagged its tail and barked.”)
it’s = it is (“It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!”)
You got it wrong, but don’t feel too bad. Watch my posts, I’m sure to get drunk and leave words out of a post, misspell stuff, and otherwise get things wrong. At least no post here is a tattoo.
Thanks guys, you really do learn something every day.
um…unless it has been corrected, she got it right. as citadel said: its=possesive; it’s=conraction for ‘it is’ or ‘it has’.
Shoot. You are right. I told you I get things wrong.
um, the original post was: These people love an energy drink enough to get it’s logo tattooed on…
anyhoo…I always remember this handy tip my Mom gave me in elementary school: Poor it cannot own anything, even an apostrophe.
i drink it along with rockstars and others energy drinks but these guys (butch included) is just plain sad
Hey, my brother in law has one of these!
It’s on his forearm like the third pic. Green, too. Though that’s definitely not my brother in law in the picture.
Does your sister know he’s a homosexual?
Someone please tell me why this is a thing.
Though now I’m having fun thinking of all the logos they’ll get in the future. While they’re still young and rebellious in a corporately groomed sort of way they could get the Miracle Whip logo. Then maybe when they’re a bit older and settle down they’ll get those lovely cliffs from Prudential. Or maybe the teddy bear from Snuggle?
The Charmin toliet paper bears might be more appropriate.
LOL @ the Miracle Whip logo.
I’m actually surprised we haven’t seen that here, with the resultant mayo vs. miracle whip argument.
The State of NC casts its vote for mayo.
Good news: if you Google image search “mayonnaise tattoo,” there are no actual tattoos of mayonnaise (although there is one inner-lip one that reads “no mayo.” Bad news: Some of the images are of actual mayonnaise.
I freaking hate that ad campaign.
Those Miracle Whip commercials are the worst thing I’ve ever seen. They remind me of that old Onion article where the 75-year-old Pepsi exec tries to connect with young people by saying things like “phunky-fresh” and describing nacho chips as “ghetto fabulous”.
I’m thinking about Bayer.
cool wHip!!!
Energy drinks are bad for your heart.
Yes, but sometimes you need extra energy. Drinking them constantly, which a lot of dumb teenage boys do, is obviously terrible for you. Someone who drinks them once a month when they work an early shift doesn’t have much to worry about.
I don’t think they’re worse than coffee. After all, the only active ingredient in energy drinks is caffeine. Taurine and other stuff has no effect on you.
You forgot about the B12.
Energy drinks are a gateway drug. The next thing you know, you are chopping up Dexatrim pills with your driver’s license …
save time, get a grinder.
…and then snort it with the peeled off and rolled up label of your 5-hour energy drink.
Badly executed and poorly designed tattoos are bad for your skin. And humanity.
The movie Idiocracy is happening sooner then we think.
Even though it’s their money, still, there is something wrong when someone pays for a permanent free ad for a company by using they’re own body for a billboard.
Even more relevant, as the drink featured on that work of prophesy, bears a striking resemblance to the product these chumps are advertising…
Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!
I have been told, that if you get a monster tattoo and submit a photo to the website, you get free monster for a year.
Wasn’t there a boxer that tattooed a logo on his back for a fight?
This rates up there with tattooing ‘I have no life so I borrowed the meme of someone else”.
There’s a brit boxer who tattoos himself with sponsors, but donates the sponsorship money to charity I believe.
That makes it better but still doesn’t justify becoming a walking billboard.
I’m pretty sure I know the third guy… Richard Guice… looks just like him, and he’s a monster guy… I agree with all the above statements… Douche bags!
I think the third is the best, but that doesn’t make it any less sad…
When I look at the second guy, I think of that old South Park episode with Cartman acting like he had muscle just because he was drinking that “BEEFCAKE!” stuff.
I can imagine his friends saying, “Dammit, Cartman, drinking Monster doesn’t make you ‘extreme’.”
“Does so. And you’re just jealous of my super awesome tattoo that my mom paid for!”
Everytime I see the monster logo I think of my favourite band’s logo.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bigbro_wasabi/4208133875/ They look eerily similar.
The Monster energy drink logo just became the international sign for birth control.
the last one………….looks like a derp j.b.WHO AGGRES WITH MEH?LEAVE A REPLY!!!!
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if you,j.b. are reading this right now…….YOU SUCK BALLS CU’ES YOUR GAY!
These people probably don’t know that monsters come with warning labels.
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