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Now that’s just too bad. Looks like she’d clean up nice.
Yeah, but she’d still be just as stupid.
AHHAHAHAHA
That’s the part that’s too bad.
I’m not so sure about that, with those asymmetrical pupils and mannish chin.
Mannish chin? Are you kidding?
I am not kid. To me, chin looks like it belongs on a man. Not that a woman couldn’t pull it off … but it just says “man” to me.
Scroll up slowly from this post, and stop before the curvy, full, girly lower lip. I would guess Guy from the chin.
I see what you’re saying. I think it’s because one side is slightly lower than the other. I also see a scar, and it makes it look worse. Overall, though, I’ve seen much more masculine chins on women (and feminine chins on men).
…holy hell, you’re right. That is one lantern-jawed lady. Between the jaw and the ruined left eye and the widow’s peak hair there’s a lot that the public needs to be distracted from.
Look real close on the upper lip…looks like stubble. And not a little feathery hair women sometimes get there…shaved stubble.
I see shaved stubble too. It looks like a shaved chin & upper lip -if you look closely you can see the slight difference in color of the skin. I really really think this is a man. Too bad we can’t see the neck more to look for an Adam’s Apple.
Yeah, that’s a dude, shaves.
Though that tattoo would be a pretty tramp-stamp.
agreed. i don’t think she’d clean up all that well. don’t forget the scabs.
I think it’s the expression that makes me doubt she’d “clean up nice.” She looks shifty to me.
She -was- unquestionably cute. It’s her brain that’s broken.
It’s too bad…A lobotomy could have prevented this monstrosity. Does anyone else think that she looks like she might be going through chemo? Now I feel bad. She probably has cancer, and we’re making fun of her attempt to embolden herself for when she loses all of her hair.
i think the scabs are a bridge piercing … also gone horribly wrong … but what i want to know … is what’s up with the mess around her hairline …
i thought she was wearing novelty contacts.
Fresh tat on forehead and I bet her eye makeup is smeared from tears. She is a pretty girl who is now stuck with jobs in the tattooing/piercing industry, circus, adult entertainment, etc. I have over 40 tats and and am in my mid 50′s. Female as well. I have a few regrets.
There’s tats and there’s TATS.
There should be a three day waiting period for any facial tattoo. Enough time for the drugs to wear off.
I second that
I’d agree, but any decent tattoo artist usually has a waiting list anyway. Enough time for people to think better of it, I would hope.
From what I’ve seen from the facebook links, the artist was offering face tattoos for free – if they were what he wanted to do… red flag in my book.
I work in the circus, no way could she get a job on a show with that on her head.
Maybe — she looks like Drew Barrymore on a really, really, REALLY bad day.
That looks instantly regrettable
Why not just tattoo LOOK AT ME on her forehead instead.
Property of ST Olaf lololol. The scroll over comments are the best
LOOK AT ME – LOL that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this.
This makes me sad.
It is sad to realize that she did such a stupid thing at a young age. Dumb, dumb, dumb!
good luck trying to find a job
…as if.
Then again the coffee shop would take her.
No, not even them. Can you see this girl working at Starbucks? No… I have a friend who works at a coffee shop who has a very small neck tattoo. She has to wear a sticker (yes, a sticker) with the shop’s name over it. They don’t make stickers this large.
Ha! True
couldn’t even get both earlobes stretched properly and/or evenly. lOOKS AS IF SHE’S HAD BAD LUCK WITH PIERCINGS TOO…. This was a BAD IDEA.
Not everyone stretches piercings symmetrically. One of mine is slightly larger than the other. At first it was because one would not stretch further, but I decided I liked it. For what it’s worth, they’re only 4g and 6g respectively. That’s not even close to the girl pictured, but it doesn’t look like she was going for symmetry anyway. I think it favours her fine.
Who’s going to notice her ears now, anyway?
Nicely done tattoo, but poor location.
Are you kidding me? I have alot of tats, but to put them on your face like that is a tad crazy, unless your career is a tat artist…..lol
It’s really drawing attention to the psoriasis problem she’s got going on there…
Which part are you referring to? The ink along her hairline from just having had this done? The irritated right eyebrow line from it being shaved to have the tattoo done? The two spots at her nose bridge, where her bridge piercing was removed so it wouldn’t get in the way while getting the tattoo? Her flushed cheeks from just having sat through slightly more extensive tattoo?
Any of those?
^^^^^
Nah. The red blotchy stuff in her hair line. You know … the part untouched by ink. Wouldn’t get irritated like that unless touched by ink, which it’s not, or if she has psoriasis, which she apparently does.
Ah well.
It’s really the least of her worries.
Her eyes are messed up too. She’s all asymmetrical.
FYI, when you look far to one side like that, your eyes do the same thing. That is if your eyes are normal.
Symmetrical faces don’t work; all normal faces are asymmetrical. Perhaps the presentation in this photo accentuates that, but as others have pointed out, that’s probably not the way the subject looks when she’s not just had work done. The tatt itself also seems to render things less symmetrical, but hey – we’re dealing with organic shapes here, right?
things like this just make me sad
What’s up with the rash in her hairline there? She may look like she’d “clean up nice” like Czernobog said but it doesn’t look like she does very often.
I would guess that is red ink from the rose
Someone’s got “Derpies”…
Sadly, this thing is so huge that I’m guessing that the only way it’d look remotely in-proportion is if she got her entire face tatted, and well, that’d just make matters worse. I’ve seen a few people work customer-service jobs with neck tattoos, but this poor girl better get ready for a lifetime of employment at carnivals.
Now THAT’S a decision someone makes when they aren’t planning to live long enough to regret it…
And what kind of hairstyle/cut is that!?
Is that masking tape she’s using to hold her hair down?
It would have looked better smaller and on back of her shoulder or maybe even her breast.
Yeah, too big and wrong location.
At least it’s a nicely done rose.
It seems to me she has a longish Mohawk, and the tape is likely holding her hair back for the tattoo process, not as a habitual accessory. Then again…
the masking tape is to hold the hair back, i had my ear tatted yesterday and they put masking tape on my hair too
At least there’s something pretty on her face…
It’s not a bad tattoo … but ON YOUR FOREHEAD???!!!
when tattoos and piercing are done in a way that looks good, I can appreciate it. But this one has absolutely nothing done right. I can see making one mistake, but this many is way too much
… thinking about that made me even more sad. Probably because it reminded me of this: http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2009/11/18/look-to-your-right-now-look-to-your-left-one-of-these-people-is-covered-in-tattoos-of-genitalia/
I am looking at her eyes, the iris is slightly off-center. So what?
We all are how we are, she remains here, very very attractive…
And then we see her hair line. What ever has happened here? There are problem zones you wouldn’t expect in a young person. I don’t know why.
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The forehead tattoo?
A rose: because everyone knows that a rose is pretty and she does want to remain feminine and pretty. But it is not pretty because the tattoo dominates and overtakes all the attention we might otherwise give to her lovely natural face. She was very pretty, no?
Am a simple person. All my life I have liked being pretty. It’s hard for me to understand how someone who IS pretty decides to fùck it up with a tattoo which, if she liked it so, could have been inscribed somewhere else on her body.
But this is just me being very judgmental.
She didn’t get enough attention being pretty, so she chose the oddball path.
“I’m eccentric and odd…lookatme lookatme lookatmeeeee…….”
Feh. Build a freaking bridge and get over yourself.
That’s the part I can’t understand.
I really wish I could.
maybe to her this IS pretty.
Very, very attractive? She’s Aunt Fester.
People like you are probably the reason she does this.
She shouldn’t be doing something like this for anyone but herself. If she has any other reason for it, then she deserves what she gets.
LOL. But uncle fester doesn’t have standards this low.
Whatever she looks like – at least she’s not killed anybody.
You can see she’s given up trying to make eye contact – what’s the point when everyone focuses two inches above your peepers?
Also I smell regret in those weird eyes’ gaze and it’s almost heartbreaking.
I am surprised no one else spotted this…where are her eyebrows? Possibly shaved for the tattoo, but judging from the rest of this train wreck, it seem likely that she keeps them shaved off. Strange, strange, sad, damaged girl. She’s going to keep going until she is no longer pretty at all. I am pretty sure that, psychologically, that is the goal.
“Pretty,” as I think we’ve learned from this site, is highly, highly subjective.
As for the eyebrows, I know that there are people who shave them regularly as an aesthetic choice, and either draw them on in various shapes and colors with makeup or leave them bald. I don’t get it myself, but apparently it’s a thing.
shaved eyebrows without makeup creeps me out for some reason. i don’t know why.
Because it’s creepy.
I know, it creeps me out for reasons loosely related to the movie “The Wall.”
I guess I should be more aghast by the forehead tattoo but I can’t get over the absence of eyebrows. Maybe it’s just residual scarring from watching The Wall at a young age…possibly reinforced by the girl in Gummo.
Hey, if she decides to go corporate, she could always grow bangs.
Bangs will never cover all of this! Your only hope is a hat like this: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JpJf3ImWml4/TgZUE7Tit7I/AAAAAAAAACU/kSy_858XSw0/s1600/dumb+donald.jpg
Thank you for the hat pic. Now crying with laughter.
ROFL LMBO HAHAHAHA!!!!
I have been looking at this website for a long time now, but this is actually the first picture that has made me cry. It is just so so sad. Everything about it. As a teacher, on the forefront of my mind is how much energy and work it is a for a society to raise even one child, and it’s jsut so hard to think I’m breaking my back (metaphorically) everyday for my kids, just so they can do this to themselves.
No, (<-both name and reply), if you are breaking your back and listening to the children that are at home and at school, especially the one kid that always hangs around and is sometimes a bit of a nuisance, you will make a difference! Maybe not to every single one, if their home life and such overwhelms them you, as a teacher, can only do so much, but for the rest you can make a difference by doing even small things, showing them that they are valued! It took only one teacher for me, and her value of me started the change that kept that photo from being me. Please do not give up!
It took only one teacher to make me care about being able to read and to write in a manner befitting of a decent education. She was my 10th grade English teacher. I had previously attended three years of preparatory school, followed by one year at a school in a hick town, where the curriculum was less intense than watching Romper Room, and then one year in a ghetto school. The English teacher I’ll forever remember and credit for making the subject interesting, taught at the ghetto school. Closed campus with a barbed-wire fence around it, hallway stabbings, and everything else that goes with the worst school in town. She (the teacher) cared about educating students and made me care, too. After the one year in hickville, then the school in the ‘hood, I was ready to give up.
See, “no, no, no?” Changing the life of even one kid can make a huge difference.
Miss Anna, & No, Kaye Sanders was my 10th grade AP English teacher, I could read but I had so many other things at home and school I was an entire geek squad in a 80lb body. But Miss Saunders discovered that I was dyslexic, if I had not memorized it I could not read it or spell it, and spelling is a whole new language when you have to spell it when it doesn’t spell the way it reads. Why I’m saying this is that just a little extra time with me lead her to see what no one else looked for. Because I could read better than anyone else they never looked. I was ready to drop out of school. But I thanked her by being a teacher in an environment where I could be with the kids, kids I cared for and gave the best start, not just in education but in knowing to trust to themselves for the answer.. We all need to give kids a few minutes, just let them feel valued. Then maybe they will not tattoo “LOOK AT ME” on their face.
tl:dr \=we need to value kids now or that need ends up on their face.
I read all of it, but you did summarise it well.
The first time I learned to read, it was from asking my mother to read to me letters to and from her sister. She would follow the words with her finger as she went. The problem was, it was upside down to me, and in cursive. I had to re-learn from scratch, the next time using those ABCs I’d already learned. It was weird.
“Sinead O’Rebellion! Shock me shock me shock with that deviant behavior!”
Empire Records FTW
I think that’s a guy. Look at the jawline and upper-lip (hint of facial hair shadow)……
Hey, come on. Her jawline is is fine and so is her upper lip.
I’m not trying to be mean but I’m serious. I thought it was a girl at first glance but the more I look at it the jaw and chin are pretty damn masculine.
No way with lips like that.
Mental patient tattoo of the week…
I don’t think mental patients are allowed to do that.
sad,and her lip piercing hurts to look at.
All of her hurts to look at.
I like the tattoo and think that the girl is cute, with a nice smile and pretty skin (I think Ana’s right and the discoloring we see is just fresh ink smears). But damn, isn’t she just marking herself for life. I am SO glad that purple hair dye and heavy goth-boy eyeliner wash or fade out eventually, otherwise I’d be working at the Starbucks this girl’s probably gonna be working at for a looong time.
I’m over 40 and I still dye my hair pink. It was mostly purple when I worked the 8-5 professional world grind. I also had two visible tattoos (both on my right calf). That was in 1991, when such things in the corporate world were unheard of. Being intelligent and knowing how to present yourself can make a difference.
Very true. But, trust me, my CPA boss would not be amused with a staff accountant who wore more pancake makeup and eye liner than the guy’s wife, even if he was down with the purple hair and the multiple ear piercings. Our Rose has a professional life filled with (sorry) thorns ahead of her, if she goes for the office life.
But maybe that’s not what she wants. God knows I don’t want to spend the next 40 years in the grind, even if I am willing to admit more colors than black into my wardrobe these days.
LOVE the pun!
I stopped racing with the rats after that job and returned to my first love (music). Now, I can have all the tattoos I can afford (ironically, I can’t afford them as much as when I worked the corporate grind, and I spend way more on gear than ink) and my wardrobe doesn’t matter.
/poorbuthappier
Miss Anna, I’ve never met you but…. You’re my idol!
That purple eyeshadow makes her eyes looked bruised.
Which…does not help the overall look.
I’ll bet that tattoo hurt and tears ran her makeup.
The asymmetry in her face disturbs me. This makes me sad in a way I can’t quite put my finger on.
It covers the lobotomy scar very nicely.
I wish we could hear from this person. So many questions.
My first question is if this is her first, or if she is pretty well covered already.
I think the eyes are ‘shopped to make her look more “derpy”. The one on the left (her right) has a weird bumpiness on the sclera that doesn’t seem natural.
Maybe she has an implant in that eyeball?
hope shes got long bangs!
The derp is strong in this one.
Hmmm a good example of how an otherwise oddly cute woman can really botch it all up with a number of poor choices…
Then again they are her choices to make.
….why the hell would you do that?! When she’s like 60 she’ll think “why the holy fU1K did i get that!?”
shoulda got “dumbass” tattooed across your head instead
if you’re not going to live to 60, or in some cases 30, then why not?
if her life is going to be short, then she can darn well do as she pleases with it.
Well, I guess that’s one way to deal with a slightly large forehead…
*fivehead
Well, it is THE most effective way to hide your forehead acne…
Well, now there’s less competition in the dwindling job market.
That’s like Tank Girl but stupid and with some bad skin disease. On the bridge of her nose, where she has taken out that one piercing, the holes look… infected.
“So i’m ready for our blind date, but how will I know who you are?”
“Oh i’m the half-bald woman with 7 face piercings and a rose across the forehead.”
*Hangs up phone*
I regularly dye my hair alpine green. However, that and a single earring is as far as I go with body modification. I think it looks pretty damned good on me, though I’m sure other people look at me and go “wtf was she thinking”.
But seriously, WHAAAT? Who sees a tattoo of a rose and goes “Hey that’d look good on my forehead
!”? Well, ok, she does look like she’s ran face-first into a wall a few times…
She looks like a partially aborted Drew Barrymore
I see a Derp in there too.
Can I just add that this tattoo artist is also the artist involved in the whole “I didn’t want the stars” stuff..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html
He used to do facial tattoos for free.. I mean come on.. That’s just crazy..
Artist makes pretty nice tattoos but really has to work on his morals..
At least post the whole story http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html
She admitted she made up the whole story and lied because daddy was pissed that she got her whole face tattooed.
I think it’s just to distract us from her moustache.
Someone on the artist’s facebook page made the comment that one of the people with a facial tattoo looked young…the artists response?
Toumaniantz Rouslan: How old should you be to vote? How old should you be to get married, to get a child? Plus, once you have voted for Hitler, once you have a child that you don’t want anymore, can you erase any of them with a laser? Can you hide Hitler with Dermablend?
…not sure I follow his logic.
Oh, and he goes on and on and bloody on about how society judges, people are getting facial tattoos more and more now and it’s becoming more acceptable, and you can have any job you want. He used to be a BAKER, people.
Is she terminal or something? To me this girl looks sick, and I think I am going to assume she only has a few months to live and figured she would go get a forehead tattoo, because Why not if she is going to die soon, right?!
When did the main character from “Splice” become a real person, and why the f*ck have we not seen A follow up picture of Adriene Brody trying to F*** it?!?!?!?!
This tattoo tells the world:
I ain’t never gonna get a job! And you can’t make me!!!
Yeah, good luck with employment, sweetie…
why are you all saying its pretty much ok if she is sick? its ok if she isnt sick, least she doesnt follow the crowd and its her choice.
i like it but if i was her i would have done it a bit futher up.
for me – not sick, just not planning/expecting a long life. 40 years is a long time to learn to regret something. 5 years is not.
Why is there always a willing volunteer to claim that people with face tattoos are simply “not following the crowd”? Miss Roseface is very much like the crowd, if you ask me. You can be a nonconformist by being sensible.
Good luck finding a job.
People keep saying “she.” To me, this person looks male. The skin around the mouth and on the chin look harder like that of a man who shaves.
So THIS is what became of Phil & Lil from Rugrats after it was cancelled.
this looks sooo much like my cousin’s old housemate. i won’t be surprised if it were, but I would be concerned as my cousin believed all she ever did was gospel…
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