
Does anyone else smell a love connection? Or is that just what it smells like when Cicero rolls over in his grave?
Submitted by: Marlatumor
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Does anyone else smell a love connection? Or is that just what it smells like when Cicero rolls over in his grave?
Submitted by: Marlatumor

“For Billy Ray so loved Taco Bell party packs, that he gave his first begotten Daughter, that whosoever believeth in her should not have good taste in music, but at least see everlasting age-inappropriate stage outfits.” — Redneck 3:16
Submitted by: mc

Please don’t tell me where your “Beluga Caviar” tattoo is.
Submitted by: Unknown

The sequel to Black Swan, bodybuilding film Pumping Eagle didn’t achieve quite the same critical acclaim.
Submitted by: No Name please

Is that an Angry Bird on your thigh or are you just hap—oh forget it.
Submitted by: niels larsen

I don’t even know where to start with this humanoid toilet horse. If anyone else has some sort of insight as to what the hell’s going on here, please email someoneelsebecausejessicadoesntevenwanttoknow@gmail.com.
Submitted by: Bob Doll

I really hope you’re getting some free burritos out of this.
Submitted by: Unknown

You know, Appetite for Destruttion. It was the one that had “Sweet Child o’ Minne” on it.